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me & my best friend - julio caezar lyrics

it’s lunch time
but i want some breakfast
a little hungover

cuz i drink in excess
mimosas on the table
sangrias next and
can i get some steak & eggs
for me and my best friend

let me tell you what happened last night
i ordered some whiskey
i put that on ice
took a little sip
then i looked to the right

(and then what happened?)

my jaw dropped
i saw this s-xy girl
a fashionnova model
with the dopest curls
i squeezed right between her
and some blue lady
she replied mercedes
like the car
i knew she was high maintenance
a dress at a sports bar
i swear i was on drugs
when she asked me the question
can you go and buy a drink
for me and my best friend

i looked at her with the silliest of faces
ready to reply with the boldest of phrases
add a little dance to the saying, it’s golden
called my friend over
call him texas hold’em
never folds
fearless like a goalie
his actions pretty cold
we looked at each other
already had a plan
turn to the ladies
and we started to dance

(wait… there’s no way you started to dance)

i mean, we kinda did
i did the shoot dance
he did it too and then all of a
sudden, the girls started doing the shoot

i’m telling you.
must have been that mars juice
because it all happened in slo’mo

(riiiiiiiight …)

where’s this steak though

it’s lunch time
but i want some breakfast
a little hungover
cuz we drink in excess
mimosas on the table
sangrias next and
can i get a steak & eggs for
me and my best friend
can i get a steak & eggs for
me and my best friend
can i get a steak & eggs for
me and my best friend

my best friend

got some patron on the table
time to take some shots
all we need is your navel
i’m stable
you can tell by my posture
don’t look at your man
cuz i think he just lost ya
just lost ya
let me frost ya
come over here girl
let me sauce ya

mimosas on the table
sippin’ on black label
pasame la hookah
smoke lookin’ like j’lo
netflix got no cable
i don’t ever lay low
bringing back this play-doe
… on words
or what you prefer
you’re drinking too much
i’m like dummy duhrr
today we are living
tomorrow’s the plan
wait did you tell me
if you had a man
haha

it’s lunch time
but i want some breakfast
a little hungover
cuz i drink in excess
mimosas on the table
sangrias next and
can i get a steak & eggs for
me and my best friend
(can i?)
can i get a steak & eggs for
me and my best friend
(can i?)
can i get a steak & eggs for
me and my best friend
(can i? ha)
my best friend
(please)
haha

of course, i can. check my vitals.
i have more bars than a hershey’s factory.

hashtag, but i’m not a rapper. you get it?
‘cuz chocolate bars come in a wrapper. right? haha

(oh dear. we need to get back to the sp-ceship quickly)

hold on… hold on…
i never finished the story though
let me gather my thoughts

i looked up at the sky
she grabbed onto my thigh
i looked back down
looked beyond her eyes
texas was making it out
with her ride or die
how could it be
she leaned into me
gave me a kiss
said the drinks were free
i replied by saying
let’s do brunch tomorrow
i’m there with my best friend
instagram, can i follow
replied with no
then a little laugh
she gave me her phone
and then touched my -ss
how about you give me your number instead
i’m down to meet you tonight on your bed …

it’s lunch time
but i want some breakfast
a little hungover
cuz i drink in excess
mimosas on the table
sangrias next and
can i get a steak & eggs for
me and my best friend
can i get a steak & eggs for
me and my best friend
(can i?)
can i get a steak & eggs for
me and my best friend
(can i?)
hahaha

yo, i swear these were facts

it’s lunch time
but i want some breakfast
a little hungover
cuz i drink in excess
(excess)
mimosas on the table
sangrias next and
(yea)
can i get a steak & eggs for
me and my best friend
(can i?)
can i get a steak & eggs for
me and my best friend
(can i?)
can i get a steak & eggs for
me and my best friend
(can i?)
my best friend
haha

me & my best friend
me & my best friend
yea yea haha
and i’m not a rapper
i hope you know that
‘cuz i’m not

- julio caezar lyrics

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