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murderers drink milk - julie nolke lyrics

[verse 1]
kids who say “malk” instead of milk
all turn into murderers
don’t bother fact*checkin’ it
i’ve done the research
and don’t get me started on adults who drink milk
they are also murderers
no point in googlin’
just take my word for it

[chorus 1]
i guess maybe not all adults who drink milk are murderers
my dad’s got a condition where the milk helps his acid reflux
so i guess not all adults who drink milk are murderers
but all adult murderers drink milk
[verse 2]
hitler drank milk
ted bundy drank milk
kim jong*un drank milk
guess what they all have in common
and o.j. simpson drank milk, not juice
you know who never, еver drank milk?
lee harvey oswald
i mean, that’s just a wеll*known fact

[chorus 2]
and the first guy to suck on a cow’s tit
that man definitely had some questionable behavior
and i’d put money on the fact that he was a murderer
that he was a murderer

[outro]
oh, i guess we’ll never know, i guess we’ll never know
i guess we’ll never know if the guy was a murderer
hey, jimmy, what you doin’ with that cow’s tit?
“i’m suckin’ it”
and then he k!lled that man
he said, “it felt so good to k!ll a man”
after a full glass of milk
after a full glass of milk

- julie nolke lyrics

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