i like 'em big and stupid - julie brown lyrics
when i need something to help me unwind
i find a six-foot baby with a one track mind
smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
give me a moron with talented hands
i go bar-hopping and they say “last call”
i start shopping for a neanderthal
the bigger they come
the harder i fall
in love, ’til we’re done
then they’re out in the hall
i like ’em big and stupid
i like ’em big and real dumb
i like ’em big and stupid
what kind of guy does a lot for me
superman with a lobotomy
my father’s outta harvard
my brother’s outta yale
well, the guy i took home last night
just got outta jail
the way he grabbed and threw me
oooh, it really got me hot
but the way he growled and bit me
i hope he’d had his shots
the bigger they are
the harder they’ll work
i got a soft spot
for a good-looking jerk
i like ’em big and stupid
i like ’em big and real dumb
i like ’em big and stupid
i met a guy who drives a truck
(peterbilt)
he can’t tell time but he sure can drive
i asked his name and he had to think
could i have found the missing link
he’s so stupid—you know what he said
well, i forgot what he said
’cause it was so stupid
the bigger they come
the harder i fall
in love, ’til we’re done
then they’re out in the hall
i like ’em big and stupid
i like ’em big and real dumb
i like ’em big and.
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