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rn02: barack obama wins the nobel war-is-peace prize - juice rap news lyrics

[bill o’reilly]
“the world is hearing ‘america’ and ‘peace’
in the same sentence
that’s good:
the more people think america
is a peace-loving nation
the better
that’s it!”

[robert foster]
good afternoon, world
thanks for tuning in
i’m robert foster for juice media
back with a rap news bulletin
to remind viewers who might’ve crossed over
nasa’s lcross satellite collided with the moon
on the ninth of october
general baxter
¿what’s the reaction there at nasa?

[general baxter]
bob, there was no cloud
but we got what we’re after

[robert foster]
¿was it worth it?

[general baxter]
¿worth it?
h-ll! of course it was worth it
we’ve shown the earth that our weapons
can reach anywhere
even the moon’s surface

[robert foster]
terrence moonseed, what do you believe?

[terrence moonseed]
we did it, bob!
did you believe we’d stand by and let the moon just bleed?
lunar league, the truest creed contacted the moon breed
we hacked live signal while
they used a super beam
that’s why no plume was seen
¿did you view the feed?
no moon debris
and no plume!
the hollow moon swallowed lcross like some whole food

[general baxter]
you punk!
blackwater will be kicking in the door of your home soon
we own you, we tapped your internet
and your phone too!

[terrence moonseed]
the moon pwned you!

[general baxter]
let me tell you some home truths
in gitmo you’ll be whimpering
like some women singing show tunes

[robert foster]
ok, we have other news to go to
if you will cease your jibes
news just arrived:
the results of the n0bel peace prize
we now cross all the way to norway
on sat cam
to the chair of the n0bel committee, thorbjorn jagland
mr. jagland?

[thorbjorn jagland]
yes robert?

[robert foster]
among all the worthy contenders
¿who’s the person on this earth the committee would prefer us to remember?

[thorbjorn jagland]
well, robert, this year, it is pleasing me to advise
after many sleepless nights
the committee has seen the light
for his ceaseless fight to bring peace to those middle east guys
barack obama is completely right to receive the peace prize
robert, you seem surprised…

[robert foster]
surprised…
no
so the president gets the prize

[thorbjorn jagland]
that’s right

[robert foster]
¿why though?

[thorbjorn jagland]
didn’t you see his speech in cairo?
he promised peace in the middle east
and his words provide hope
plus, his tie and coat, he’s super fly yo!
he likes jay-z
brushed dirt off shoulder and
has a live ‘fro!

[robert foster]
but what on earth has he done to promote peace

[thorbjorn jagland]
he talked about it once or twice in a dope speech
he made peace with hillary clinton after the primaries
and got that black professor to meet the cop after
they clashed so violently
he tells his daughters to chill when they ask for more
and he bails out the banks to avoid martial law

[terrence moonseed]
¿peace prizes?
it’s not in the least surprising
this is the pagan norwegians worshipping the beast rising
obama is a bomber
“the thunder god of doom”
¿and thor gives him the peace prize on the day he bombs the moon?
you want the truth?, we took a sample of his hair though
it turns out he’s a clone of an egyptian pharaoh
amen ra
the antichrist
the psycho
a tyrant clone
a lying phony
a hypnotist
in the messiah zone

[robert foster]
¿general?

[general baxter]
¿peace prize?
those norway f-gs should apologise
we didn’t breed this commander in chief to be a peaceful guy
and for the middle east
we got our own ways
give obama the peace prize when he’s
bombed ’em back to the stone age

[robert foster]
it does seem so strange, thorbjorn for you to just step in
and award a peace prize
when obama ordered more nuclear weapons
¿what about awarding it to morgan tsvangirai in zimbabwe?
¿isn’t this akin to the years the committee ignored ghandi?
¿isn’t it ironic to award obama for peace during a war push?

[thorbjorn jagland]
we gave obama the prize for not being george bush

[robert foster]
ok, i have on the line from somewhere in pakistan
an anonymous caller representing the taliban

[anonymous taliban representative]
¿h-llo? h-llo, rap news, infidel sc-m b-st-rds
soon you will all burn in h-ll inshallah
¿and the obama win n0bel prize for peace?
they are kidding us
it should be prize for escalate war and k!ll civilians

[terrence moonseed]
he’s m-ssacred innocent people

[anonymous taliban representative]
he’s essentially jew

[thorbjorn jagland]
we gave him the prize for what he could potentially do

[terrence moonseed]
the days of waiting for his potential are though

[general baxter]
he hasn’t k!lled enough poor people, or destroyed enemy food

[terrence moonseed]
he wants a coup, his vaccine is
a poison to prolong the flu

[anonymous taliban representative]
he used unmanned drones
left territory bombed too

[general baxter]
he’s got a lot more to do
take the long view

[anonymous taliban representative]
inshallah he will die and his dog too

[terrence moonseed]
he shouldn’t have won the prize, this will not do!

[anonymous taliban representative]
he shouldn’t have won the prize, this will not do!!

[general baxter]
he shouldn’t have won the prize, this will not do!!!

[thorbjorn jagland]
this is our prize we’ll give it to whoever we want to!!!!

[robert foster]
ok, that’s about all we have time for
but i’d like to leave you with these final thoughts
obama’s prize has been labelled as a slap in the face
of the previous administration for their tactics of hate
¿but what’s actually changed
since the election race?
¿isn’t it substantively the same except for the face?
don’t mercenary armies still carry out renditions?
¿aren’t wall street banks still given bailouts of trillions?
any serious examination leads to the raw truth
this isn’t a prize for obama
it’s a prize for george bush
n0bel’s message seems to be:
war is peace and it’s all well
when all is war
¿and didn’t we read that in orwell?
well, from the depths of doublethink and newspeak
this is robert foster, for juice media
have a double-plus-good-week

[bill o’reilly]
“i… you know, i’m gonna get the peace prize next year?
we haven’t done anything either to bring peace to the world
in fact, i’ve probably brought more violence.”

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