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hot dogs for sale(interlude) - juanzilla lyrics

[stranger]
hot dogs get your hot dogs here now !!
now only 12 dollars per dog, the best in the whole st*
[juanzilla]
alright man give me a dog yo
[stranger]
alright that will be 12 dollars
[juanzilla]
wait what 12 bucks man you must be out of your mind!! i ain’t paying that i can get a whole pack for that price !
[stranger]
i’m sorry sir thems is the price, and not to mention i’m not doing to good at home
[the posse]
man we don’t care how you doing man you better get us that dog man you know that price ain’t worth it

[stranger]
hey hey hey now i understand your frustration, but these prices are really for those you know larger size customers
you know the once’s who would pay anything just to get another bite

[the posse]
ohhh hahahahaha yeah yeah we get it now. you good then bro haha

[juanzilla]
oh oh i think i see another one of your customers coming our way hahaha

[overweight person ]
few, thank god i found you sir
i was having to exercise cause my husband said i was gaining a few pounds
all that jogging got me hungry for a delisouse hot dog
sniffs the air
hmmm that smells delouse
do you know how far i was from my house man
[juanzilla]
uhh wait a minute i think i saw you down the block there, yeah you don’t live even a half a mile as a matter of fact you live right there lady

[overweight person ]
excuse me?! i don’t remember calling for the peanut gallery and as*

[the posse]
yeah and i don’t remember the last time i talked to a walrus i guess we’re all shocked lady hahahaha

[overweight person ]
oh no you didn’t boy, you just ain’t gonna disrespect me like that i’m as slinder as a tree. now you listen here bub i*

[the posse]
ay ay ay now hold up there you don’t touch the lether, it cost more then your weight ok and by the looks your at least a good 400 and that’s on a good day, now i don’t know if it was your husband your coworker or even yoru imagination but your not like a tree ok hahaha

[juanzilla]
yeah boy you got em, yeah you see your not like a tree infact your more like a bee
yeah, carrying all that weight looking like a whale in the see
don’t step to the posse cause we always comeback i got a hotdog in my pants if you wanna suck on that hahhahahaha
as a matter of fact yo stan hit it !!

- juanzilla lyrics

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