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i'm dovahkiin bitch - jt music lyrics

[intro]
yo, skyrim, what’s good?
you know who it is
it’s ya boy, dovahkiin, here to spit some hot fire on this dope track
yo, dj paarthurnax, lay that beat down for me, uh

[verse 1]
i got the body of a man with a godd*mn dragon’s soul
so tell me punk is your weiner small or are you b*lls just cold?
yo, foh krah diin, motherf*cker, get iced
i’m gon’ be up on yo ass like i was up on yo wife’s (what?)
dragon shoutin’ like a fire*breathin’ beast
and when i was just a baby, i drank milk from dragon t**ts
sweet, i sucked them saggy dragon titties dry
no, i don’t need wings, b*tch, when my d*ck can fly because

[chorus]
i’m dovahkiin, b*tch, i’m eatin’ dragon b*lls
i’m dovahkiin, b*tch, i’m eatin’ dragon b*lls
i’m dovahkiin, b*tch, i’m eatin’ dragon b*lls
i’m dovahkiin, b*tch, i’m eatin’ dragon b*lls

[verse 2]
chowin’ down on dragon b*lls, but you know i’m not g*y
skyrim b*tches love me, every night, every day
i be gettin’ some from riften to markarth
my dragon shouts make alduin’s look like a baby dragon fart, ha
takin’ dragon dumps, steamy and big
you don’t believe i slay these demons, then just look at my rig
i’m decked out in dovah scales bones weapons and sh*t
even the thalmor say, “dovahkiin is legit,” you know it
[chorus]
i’m dovahkiin, b*tch, i’m eatin’ dragon b*lls
i’m dovahkiin, b*tch, i’m eatin’ dragon b*lls
i’m dovahkiin, b*tch, i’m eatin’ dragon b*lls
i’m dovahkiin, b*tch, i’m eatin’ dragon b*lls

[verse 3]
dragon b*lls are a skyrim delicacy
i ask the dragon ball chef for extra t*st*cl*s please
dice ’em with onions, peppers, oil, garlic, maybe some chives
step down, goku, these dragon b*lls are mine (ooh)
alduin, better run for your life
or i’ll be snackin’ on your nuts when i get hungry tonight
and when i’m done with those, i’ll just go find another
i got some skooma in my hand and both your nuts in the other because

[chorus]
i’m dovahkiin, b*tch, i’m eatin’ nordic b*lls
i’m dovahkiin, b*tch, i’m eatin’ orcish b*lls
i’m dovahkiin, b*tch, i’m eatin’ draugr b*lls
i’m dovahkiin, b*tch, i’m eatin’ all ya b*lls

[outro]
yeah, dovahkiin, isn’t that— isn’t that a little weird to eat the b*lls?
what? b*lls? you kiddin’ me?
i’m just sayin’, like, why not eat their hearts?
b*lls are the best man, they taste the best
or soul, or
i ain’t eatin’ n0body’s heart
okay, sorry, uh
screw that sh*t, man
i’m just saying, from an outside perspective
yeah, watch what you’re sayin’ or i’m gonna eat your b*lls
it looks a little weird, okay?
weird? what you talkin’ ’bout, man?
okay
i’m gonna eat your b*lls, man
okay, go ahead
what? oh, i will, i will
oh my god, oh my god, my b*lls, he’s eating my b*lls
what? what? what?
oh, he cut my b*lls off
eat that sh*t for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

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