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meet the most fashionable crew - jt music & studpendium lyrics

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[scout vs scout]

i got your head spinnin’
runnin’ circles around you
with a baseball bat that
i’m using to pound you
i’ll be up in your face
in the blink of an eye
no, i don’t have wings, but
i don’t need them to fly
i’m a stunner, number one run*and*gunner
my beats bring the heat ’cause
i’m a sweet double jumper
your finger’s on the trigger
but before you get to pull it
i’ll take a sip of fizz and i’ll
go whizzing past your bullets
with a couple double jumps
i’ll be fleeing the zone
pick up your intel quick
then i’m bringing it home
i’m a dab hand with a sandman
i’m the baddest in the badlands
i’m a speed freak on a k!llstreak
see a blur then it’s bang*bang
[demoman vs soilder]
i’m thе demo, boom goes my amno!
tyrant from the highlands
gеtting violent on the bellows
the only thing more volatile
than me would be my ammo
i’ll leave you blown to pieces
while my piece is screaming blammo
about face, maggots, stand at attention
learn from a soldier
who’s reached perfection
forward charge with my rpg
helmet so low, i can hardly see!
bam*
i suffer for my art, i’ve
got sulphur on the heart
this tartan spartan’s
gonna tear you apart
if that don’t k!ll you
it’ll break your nose
i hope you weasels are taking notes

[pyro vs sniper]
welcome to my magical candy land
where smiles are from ear to ear
and*
’cause on a mission, i
am viciously efficient
my vital’s just my rifle and
a set of jars to p*ss in
when it comes to assassins
you could say i’m high*calibre
yanking my machete from your
head like it’s excalibur
and where everyone loves each other!
spray your brain ‘fore you
even know what’s happening
safe to say, no way that
you’ll be wearing hats again*
cheer!
[chours]
this rap is kind of overdue (right?)
but now it’s time to
meet the crew (tight!)
if you like warfare in stylish headwear
well, have we got the game for you
after i pick my class
i’m gonna kick your ass
we fight all day to find out who’s
the most fashionable faction in tf2

[soldier vs enginner]
listen up ’cause i won’t say it again
you’d better not be sissies
because war is not a game
unless, of course, it’s war
games then i’m all for games
hope you’re keeping score
because numerate, i sure ain’t
let’s set up shop and get to work
i built a health dispenser
if you’ve been hurt
plus i got plenty of sentry defenses
but do not touch, cuz
this stuff’s expensive
now i win all the fight
money wherever i go
’cause my rockets go boom
and then you explode
step back ‘fore i whack
you with a wrench
and when my turrets spot you
you’re as good as dead
[heavy vs spy]
cry some more, run while you can
you little babies don’t stand a chance
they call me heavy, this is my gun
when she starts spinning
you’d better run
be a man, why do you
have to die screaming?
i shoot you, take the loot and
take my suit for dry cleaning
i’m not cheating, you ignorant swine
i creep in and sneak things
right into your spine
i do not require brains or technique
i’ve got so much muscle
i’ll never be beat
i’m debonair with deadly
flair, i’m anyone and anywhere
the face your mother wakes to
is the last you’ll ever see
*sandvich break.*
okay, i am good

[heavy vs demoman]
i am heavy weapons guy
i make puny babies cry
you want to live? rule
one: don’t touch my gun!
are you a bleeding idiot?
to fight with a drunken scot?
i’ll down a swig of whiskey
for every grenade i launch
puny gun, i punch more damage
chew you up for lunch like sandvich
and i carry traditional weapons
i’ll bl**dy you up with an axe

[chours]
if you’re seeing red
or you’re feeling blue
if you wanna bust caps and wear them too
the crazy dudes of tf2
so pick a side, red or blue?
no, there isn’t any greater
military millinery simulator
i just don’t know which one to choose

[medic vs enginner]
i’m ze medic, zo don’t go far
you might vant a tazte of my ubercharge
still a doctor, but i lost my license
zis could be a problem * shiza!
i’m hot stuff ’cause
i’ve a hundred degrees
so if you boil my blood
you’ll get burned on steam
i’m overqualified to leave you
nullified and tan your sorry hide
you’d better run and hide
or die by my machines
i’m alvays ready vith a bl**dy bone saw
but i can’t help much if
your head is blown off
each practical problem i
solve, my sk!ll mounts
the only thing higher than
my iq is my k!ll count!

[pyro vs sniper]
fire, fire, fire, fire!
emboldened scolding folds of
red and gold are my desire
it’s my sacred duty, keep
the beauty burning higher
leave you dismembered in the embers
every felling swells the pyre
boom! that’s another headshot, bloke
i’m a professional, you’re a joke
i mean please mate, show some respect
at least the way i’m doin’ it
you’ll get a quick death
what’s it matter if my brain’s
deranged when i snuff you out?
boy, does it look lovely out
candy canes and fluffy clouds
aussie assassins aren’t very common
but when you hear this
*gunshot*, keep on runnin’

[spy vs medic]
you probably know me for my disguise
and i dress as sharp as all my knives
just when you think i’m on your team
au revoir, mon cheri
you grazed your knee?
well, it seems to me
you need invasive exploratory surgery
see, i may have a little uncertainty
between patient, specimen? blur to me
i’m a very accomplished back stabber
who destroys your
equipment with my sapper
i could fix you quick with my medi gun
the procedure’s painless
but that’s no fun….

[final chorus]
this rap is kind of overdue (right?)
but now it’s time to
meet the crew (tight!)
who wants to battle
when there’s catalogues
of hats to browse instead?

it’s not how far you push the cart
what matters is the n0ble art of*
cuz that’s what we were born to do!
if you’re seeing red
or you’re feeling blue
if you wanna bust caps and wear them too
the crazy dudes of tf2
so pick a side, red or blue!
after i pick my class
i’m gonna kick your ass
we fight all day to find out who’s
the most fashionable faction in tf2

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