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the mob rap, pt. 3 - jt machinima lyrics

[skeleton]
welcome back mobs and monsters!
ghouls and goblins of all shapes and sizes!
dj deadpig drop the beat!

[villager]
oh man what’s going on here?
i thought i heard something
oh god no please!
blahaa

[verse 1: skeleton]
get ready cause we’re back!
and we’re back for good
when the sun goes down better leave the woods
i got a couple arrows ready and i’m ready to shoot!
so by the time i’m done you will be zombie food
(yummy!)
pillaging your little village is fun
i’m only good at k!lling you so are you willing to run?
if you’ve got a lot of armor then come get some!
i’ll put a frown on your face and an arrow in your bum!

[verse 2: witch]
if i had a broom, i’d take to the skies
and cook up a stew with spider’s eyes
i have all kinds of potions, you cannot hide
with a fl!ck of my wrist, you die!
if you try to k!ll me, i wish you luck
got a couple potions to heal my cuts
i don’t need friends, i live alone in my hut
you don’t like my nose? kiss my b-tt!

[chorus: grandpa jenkins & grandson]
the sun goes down that’s when they get started
they’ve got one mission that’s to k!ll the target
(ahhhhhhh)
grandpa i just heard something
i guess i should start running
but what’s the point if you got no place to go?

[verse 3: cow & pig]
i think we showed up at the wrong occasion
we’ll get on our way, we must be mistaken
we was lookin’ for a field with some plants to consume
sorry to interrupt, you can resume
we don’t like k!lling people or causing harm
i mean look at us we belong to a farm
so if you don’t mind, we’ll move on by
oh look some wheat!
move b-tch it’s mine!

[verse 4: enderman]
ah-ahem
well, i’m the enderman
rapping isn’t my forte
but i suppose while i have the stand
i can tell you my story
i don’t know where i’m from
i don’t know where i’m going
but i hate everyone
so i guess that’s worth knowing
and if you don’t look at me then i won’t bother you
and you’d better not steal because that’s what i do!

[verse 5: wither]
i’m your worst nightmare, and you’ll never wake up
i make the enderdragon look like a cakewalk
i’m from the nether where i never see the sun
and i’m proof that three heads are better than one
throwin’ wither skulls
makin’ wither sounds
you’re ready to give up
i want another round
n0body’s gonna save you now
i’m the mob boss
represent the undead crowd!

[chorus]

[verse 6: chicken]
guess who’s back
you bunch of little b-tches?
just when you thought it was safe to eat chickens
i’m gonna make you wish you’d never had a taste
layin’ eggs like a boss, takin’ over the place
aaagh
humankind has had its run
now it’s time for the poultry to have it’s fun!
you’ve gotten yourself in a feathery storm
for each one of us you k!ll
a dozen are born!
yeah, p-ssin’ off the mic to my partner in flight
mc fangs!
(fangs can’t keep still)
ah screw it, who’s next?

[verse 7: ezio]
they call me ezio
they’re never gonna get me though
i’m a voice for the voiceless
eyes of the blind
and i’m always in the back of my enemy’s minds
none of these infidels shall flee
i’m a decked out weaponized k!lling machine
doesn’t matter what game i came from
here i am
i’m the first one to strike and the last one to stand
now hit the chorus again!

[chorus]

- jt machinima lyrics

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