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lara croft vs nathan drake rap battle - jt machinima lyrics

[andrea storm kaden as lara croft]
i’ve been the tomb raider since ’96
nathan drake, you wish you were as fine as this
the name’s lara croft, i’ll amaze the world
to think twice when they underestimate a girl
i’m an actual g-nius, that’s a fact boy
you got nothing on me, you douche-y frat boy
i’m making history, you’re just in it for the money
people think you’re cute, but i prefer sully

[jt machinima as nathan drake]
he’s all yours, he’s practically my father
if that’s what you’re into go ahead, i won’t bother
speakin’ of dads, your daddy was dope
living in his shadow, that’s gotta blow
my douche-y demeanor? i hate to say you like it
join me lara, cause you’d make a great sidekick
you’re walkin’ in my footsteps, even since you started
cause everywhere i’ve been was already uncharted
[hook: jt machinima & andrea storm kaden]
i love to wonder what’s undiscovered
it’s one big world out there, so much to plunder
we’re climbing mountains and going down under
i found it first so you can go find another

[jt machinima as nathan drake]
you know that i’m the best, that you can’t mistake
because i’m the descendant of sir francis drake
yes i’m in it for the money, but for what it counts
i always save my friends, that’s what i’m all about
and hey i dig your style, i like your b-tt
you could be so cool if you’d lighten up
see, you know what good a little humor can do me
stick around lara, and i’ll make you my groupie

[andrea storm kaden as lara croft]
take your eyes off me, you hopeless fan boy
you think you’ll outsmart me? you know you can’t, boy
i’m more resourceful than macgyver
i don’t need a man, cause i’m a lone survivor
you’ve found some temples and ancient stuff?
but every single time, you just blow them up
you’re just lucky, cause you got no skill
take a good look, because looks can kill

[hook: jt machinima & andrea storm kaden]
i love to wonder what’s undiscovered
it’s one big world out there, so much to plunder
we’re climbing mountains and going down under
i found it first so you can go find another

[andrea storm kaden as lara croft]
you’re predictable, nathan drake
when you’re on the mic, i can’t stay awake

[jt machinima as nathan drake]
listen miss croft, you sound p-ssed off
you look at me and just wish you were this hot

[andrea storm kaden as lara croft]
coming from the indiana jones rip-off?
here’s a map nate, so you don’t get lost

[jt machinima as nathan drake]
if you got brains? put ’em to use
the only good thing about you is your… eyes

[andrea storm kaden as lara croft]
your cheap one-liners are lame as can be
and i bet that you wish that elena was me
i work on my own, don’t need any help

[jt machinima as nathan drake]
no wonder you’re single, you’re full of yourself
i got stacks of riches and mountains of fame
at the end of my adventures i go out with a bang
let’s make a truce, you’re not the worst
but still, don’t forget who got here first

- jt machinima lyrics

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