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crash bandicoot rap - jt machinima lyrics

i’m a bit of an anomaly
an oddball marsupial monstrosity
i’m not just another wombat or wallaby
if you ain’t a bandicoot, you’re a wannabe
i gotta thank cortex for evolving me
have i become a problem? probably
now that i’m on the run, n0body’s stopping me
i’m coming for you tawna, do you want a piece?
spinnin’ ’til i’m dizzy and i’ll knock your t**th
out your mouth as i jump on any box i see
looking for something sweet, anyone got a peach?
(what about a wumpa fruit?) give ’em all to me
doctor neo’s evil plots will be obsolete when i crash this party (wee)
i’m leaving every single incompetent boss defeated
then i’ll execute a dance move flawlessly
with aku aku, i’ll sock and bop you
gonna start by stomping on papu papu
knocked ripper roo off of a waterfall (woo)
koala kong, brah, i’ve come to rock you
say h*llo to my little friend
pity that pinstripe isn’t in trend
yo, nitrus brio, you’ll meet your end
choking on a potion, you second*rate henchman
hop on my hoverboard and fly
hog, let me take you for a ride
gone back and forth in time and it has warped my mind
i’ve gotten k!lled a lot, but i’m not short of lives
i’ve had more adventures than francis drake
and you can tell nathan that i plan to stay
cuz i crash all night, crash all day
crash by job, crash by name

i’m wound up like a tornado, babe
just cut me loose and i’ll go insane
later, i may take a snooze on the beach
but now’s the time to move your booty
do the ooda*booga boogie with me

cortex, i’ve never been a fan of you
so when i grab a crystal and a gem or two
remember that you ain’t a man i’d ever hand ’em to
so don’t forget who put the crash in the bandicoot
met a couple loco komodos
who like sword throwing, so i told ’em no*no
i’m quicker than a ninja, now you’re in my dojo

don’t trust cortex

i know, coco

brother, would you ever do without me?
girl power, represent it proudly
i’m a g*nius, equally sweet and mean
and i’m calling out geeks with phds
you’re gonna wanna squash beef with me
or i’ll light you guys up like tnt

[crash]
keep it down, coco, i really need to sleep

[tiny]
you both look like a meal for me to eat

[crash]
whoa, easy tiger, you don’t wanna try me

[coco]
we’ll tell everyone why they call you tiny

[n. gin]
give me the crystals you’ve collected

[crash]
don’t even get me started, n. gin
i’ll trigger that missile that you filled your head with

[coco]
and wreck your mech, i bet that was expensive

[crash]
a bandicoot ain’t a pest to mess with

[coco]
if i end up dead, i’ll get sent to heaven

[crash]
the best platformer, resurrected

[coco]
but that dosen’t mean we got one dimension

[crash]
get a jetpack strapped on your back

[coco]
even in zero grav, i’ll drop your ass
’cause i crash all night

[crash]
crash all day

[coco]
crash play nice

[crash]
crash insane

[coco]
crash with pride

[crash]
crash with shame

[crash & coco]
now it’s time to masquerade

i’m wound up like a tornado, babe
just cut me loose and i’ll go insane
later, i may take a snooze on the beach
but now’s the time to move your booty
do the ooda*booga boogie with me

[cortex]
d*mn you, bandicoot
by the “n” on my forehead, i will put an end to you

[crash]
the end of me, you’ll never get to see
i’ll treat you and your friends with some entropy

[cortex]
n. tropy, you’ve met already?

[crash]
that wasn’t what i meant, just forget it, c

[coco]
your head is massive, but i bet it’s empty
that “n” looks more like an “l”, ya get me?

[crash]
found a vortex warp in time
now my brain is sort of fried
gems and crystals, more to find

[cortex]
hold it, those aren’t yours, they’re mine!

[uka*uka]
uka*uka, free at last

[coco]
jeepers, that’s a freaky mask
still, it’s not as creepy as the ugly mug that neo has

[crash]
taking a trip to a medieval past
found a tomb in egypt, went deep in that
wish i was a greaser, ‘cuz i’m feeling fast
i’ll run these streets and i’m speeding past
even faster than a supersonic hedgehog
y’all better make like sega: get lost
that goes for the plumber too
yo nintendo, i got your number, dude
i’ll never quit running my mouth
just like with the competition, i’ll be runnin’ ’em out
dingodile, why do you like playing with fire?
when i put you on ice, you should try stayin’ retired

[coco]
dr. cortex, that’s your plan, right?
after we kick your ass again, right?

[crash]
now your mask and mine will clash
buckle up, motherf*cker, it’s time to crash

[chorus]
i’m wound up like a tornado, babe
just cut me loose and i’ll go insane
later, i may take a snooze on the beach
but now’s the time to move your booty
do the ooda*booga boogie with me

- jt machinima lyrics

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