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print money - jreg lyrics

[intro]
so uh… we might have to let certain businesses fail
(what?! we can’t let businesses fail, we’ve got vested interests!
to the money machine! print money!)

[verse 1]
fellas, fellas, i got a plan
we’ll pull a 2008 again
i know our profits are getting k!lled
but the taxpayer will foot the bill
let’s f*ck up the economy
let’s end up like weimar germany
print money! (dime) (three, two, one)

[verse 2]
what happens, when countries run out of cash?
they either go commie, or they go fash
million dollars for a loaf of bread?
can’t wait to bash in my neighbor’s head!
print money! (hoorah, hoorah) (print money) (hoorah, hoorah)

[verse 3]
here’s a magic trick i think you’ll really love:
take all your money, cut half of it up
the government pulls another caper
soon your dollar’s toilet paper
(print money)

[interlude]
yo man, uh… (print money) the… the numbers goin’ down
(print money) it’s not supposed to happen
(print money) what’s going on?
don’t worry, i got a solution
what’s that? (money)
oh! (print money) why didn’t i think of that?
(money) that makes sense!
(print that money, print*print that money, print money!)
i forgot we just made this up! (print money)
we could do whatever the f*ck we want! (print money)
we are the government!
(print that money, print*print that money, print money!)

[outro]
uh… come to think of it, i’m just gonna print a billion dollars!
[unintelligible], i’m giving everyone a billion dollars!
this is a flawless… there’s no flaws in this plan!!!

- jreg lyrics

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