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throwaway - joshter jay lyrics

i got b-tches, i got women
and yes i play club penguin
and yes i play minecraft
without adult supervision
i don’t care what you say
i only listen to the rules that i make
other than that, i break the rules everyday
twelve digit numbers are the amounts i get payed
just went to your girls house, and then i got layed
i need to switch the rhymes or i’ll have nothing left to say
did you know the alphabet starts with the letter a?
did you know it ends with the letter t?
but the actual alphabet ends with the letter z
or as some people pr-nounce it – the fricking letter zed
if you challenge me to a fight, i’ll break your fricking head
b-tch i got a m-ssive c-ck
all the girls i’ve f-cked loved it
b-tch, i’ll rape ellen degeneres until she turns straight
or at least turns bis-xual
sorry if my lyrics are too much
i did not mean to upset you all
i’m on top of this rap game, and i’m sitting on my pedestal
you’re a bunch of darn punks, but not like the s-x pistols
i’ll invite your mum ’round, then i’ll make her play with my wet pickle
you f-cking pr-ck, i hope you get cell sickle
wait, no, i mean sickle cell
i’m your worst nightmare, i’ll make your life a literal h-ll
i’ll k!ll a f-cking pedo that touches little girls
i’ll send you flying like an eagle, flying like tinkerbell
call me captain hook
but this ain’t a fairy tale, this ain’t no children book
if you think i’m trash, then you have been mistook
don’t mess with me, my bars will leave you shook
they will leave you shaken
becky told me “go to the studio! bring home the bacon”
i saw the opportunity that was mine for the taking
i heard em’s advice and i knew i had to take it
now i got stacks, i’m chilling with elon in a sp-ceship
yeah, and i’m chilling in a pirate ship
and my money stretching like luffy
2d animation makes me say ooh wee
last night i went down tesco, and some guys and girls were looking at me
then i thought they were fans, so i bought them all some sunny d
we had a smile and laugh, and i made a joke about honey bees
must have p-ssed some guy of ’cause then i heard “ay, you think you’re f-cking funny, g?”
looked him in the eye, told him “if you wanna live, then just run away from me please”
now i got his girl, and she’s down for me on her knees
got her wetter than the fricking arabian sea
wetter than the river, yes, wetter than the thames
i’m uncontrollable, i have a fluctuating temp
no i don’t mean temper, b-tch i mean temperature
you know my wrist is fricking frozen
but you know that i spit that heat
i’ll find a photo of your grandma, then i’ll beat my meat
i’ll get my c-mmy underwear, and put it in the washing machine
i have a clean washing machine, and the c-m is, wow, gone!
i keep it healthy, ’cause washing machines live longer with calgon
now i’m gonna go a little fast, yes, it’s time to speed it up
it’s me joshter jay and i just don’t give a f-ck
got your girlfriend and she gave me the suck
making me c-m, and she’s tickling my nuts
you stupid little pr-ck
f-cking suck my d-ck
and your mum too
she’ll make me c-m quick
i’ll c-m on her t-ts
spread some on her lips
h-llo mtv, welcome to my crib
you stupid little wh-r-
i’ll give it to you raw
i’ll f-ck your face so hard, that i’ll dislocate your jaw
i’ll f-ck you till i’m sore
then f-ck you some more
i’ll keep f-cking you ’til i’m as old as al gore

- joshter jay lyrics

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