a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

surely you must be joking - josh roehl lyrics

Loading...

[verse 1]
i’ve used a bunch of dating websites but none of them ever seem quite right
i always end up with a bunch of duds, something seems wrong, uh huh
i just don’t know what’s going on, this online dating phenomenon
it’s really starting to get to me, it’s making me feel annoyed, you see

this cr-p is really hard to take, i can’t deal with these mistakes
this online dating always makes, these websites always seem half-baked
i haven’t met a single girl online that wasn’t completely asinine
i don’t understand what’s going on, so that is why i sing this song

[verse 2]
i’m not sure why it always seems like a nightmare or a bad dream
whenever i go on a date with someone who i think could be my real soulmate
but online dating lies to me, it seems to happen frequently
i feel like i’m going insane, i just can’t deal with this today

[chorus]
this is my open letter to dating websites
online dating never seems to go quite right
it never goes the way that it really should
i don’t understand what’s happening, but it’s not good

this is my open letter to dating websites
online dating never seems to go quite right
i don’t know what the website creators are smoking
but i have to say to them, “surely you must be joking!”

[bridge]
yeah
surely you must be joking
yeah
surely you must be joking

yeah
surely you must be joking
i don’t know what the website creators are smoking
but i have to say to them, “surely you must be joking!”

[verse 3]
i’ve gone on many dates in the past few weeks
but every one of them has been quite unhinged
these girls that i go out with tend to be strange
they always do something that seems rather deranged

[chorus]
this is my open letter to online dating websites
online dating never seems to go quite right
it never goes the way that it really should
i don’t understand what’s happening, but it’s not good

this is my open letter to dating websites
online dating never seems to go quite right
i don’t know what the website creators are smoking
but i have to say to them, “surely you must be joking!”

- josh roehl lyrics

Random Song Lyrics :

Popular

Loading...