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i don't know how much more i can take - josh roehl lyrics

[verse 1]
i met a girl online, her name was amanda
there was just one problem though, she thought she was a panda
she asked the waiter for bamboo, he said, “we don’t have any”
and that’s when i had had enough and way more than plenty

[chorus]
i don’t know how much more i can take
when every time i try it, there’s another mistake
but i’ll still give online dating another shot
cause i’m hoping that the next one will be the one, uh huh

[verse 2]
months later, i tried online dating once again
the next girl’s name was sally, and she had a lot of gum
but she was always sleeping to the point where she looked dead
and as she snored in the middle of the day, i said

[chorus]
i don’t know how much more i can take
when every time i try it, there’s another mistake
but i’ll still give online dating another shot
i’m hoping that the next one will be the one, uh huh
i’m searching for the girl who’s right for me
i’m looking for the pam to my jim, can’t you see

[verse 3]
the next girl that i got, she said her name was rain
i could tell from the look on her face she was insane
she told me, though her name was rain, she also likes snow
and when she saw the sunshine, she said, “oh no”
that’s when i found out that she had heliophobia
well, it turns out that i’m also having a phobia
i’m afraid of who the online world will give me next
and as i ran away from rain, i shouted to the world, and i said

[chorus]
i don’t know how much more i can take
every time i try it, there’s another mistake
but i’ll still give online dating another shot
i’m hoping that the next one will be the one, uh huh

i’m searching for the girl who’s right for me
i’m looking for the pam to my jim, can’t you see
but i’ll still give online dating another shot
yeah, i’m hoping that the next one will be the one, uh huh

- josh roehl lyrics

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