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roast yourself rap challenge - josh pieters lyrics

[verse 1]
i’ve been doing youtube for a year now
and it’s all because of caspar that i’m here now
look up jimmy fallon ’cause i need an idea now
and if you want my own idea it’s gonna be a while
born in the s.a., taller than a tree
red head motherf-cker, yes that’s me
if you want a little promo for a little fee
go ahead and call up caspar number three
yep, that’s me, mister sixty hours no sleep
for the views, do it for a week
or for a retweet
p-ssed myself eating chillies
but if you want the fame, that’s a key
so i hit up joe sugg with the mo’ subs
hit him like, what’s up, can we collab?

[interlude: josh pieters & joe sugg]
josh, what the f-ck’s a coll-ub?
well, i wanted to say collab, but it didn’t really rhyme
anyway, do you wanna collab?
no, p-ss off

[verse 2]
f-ck him, i don’t give a f-ck about him anyway
caspar’s got more subs than joe, imma be okay
caspar’s got like, oh sh-t, oh wait
gonna have to make joe sugg my best mate
might do a prank or two ’cause they get more views
or another q&a, man that’s all i do
can’t get girls, no i can’t be cool
when i made a video of me eating poo
godd-mn, godd-mn, godd-mn
seven foot tall but i’ll never be a man
skin so white lord knows i need a tan
sick motherf-cker i am
yes, i am
motherf-cker, i’m ill
so pale i look ill
josh pieters is ill
motherf-cker, i’m ill (-coughing-)

- josh pieters lyrics

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