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mini bar - josh mirenda lyrics

[verse 1: josh mirenda]
i was holed up in a hotel somewhere south of abilene
standing in that shower when i heard my cellphone ring
she said, “i found a banker now so don’t you even bother coming home”
i just stood there in a towel, wondered what the h*ll to do
i looked out the window and then i looked around the room
and right there by the tv was the thing that helped me forget that she was gone

[chorus: josh mirenda]
i got drunk on that mini bar
put it all on her credit card
shе’ll find out when she gets thе bill
that i got pretty messed up friday night
h*ll, but that’s alright
then i called up my old go*to
she came over and had a few
we sat there on that king*sized bed
drank ’til there was nothing left
wearing out that hotel mini bar
oh, tell ’em, jd

[verse 2: john daly]
they had fifteen*dollar cashews, thirty*dollar scotch
quick trip to the ice machine, i poured it all on the rocks
there were forty*seven flavors there to savor
lord, we had ’em all
i had a ball
[chorus: john daly]
i got drunk on that mini bar
put it all on her credit card
she’ll find out when she gets the bill
that i got pretty **** up friday night
h*ll, but that’s alright
then i called up my old go*to
she came over and had a few
we sat there on that king*sized bed
popping tops and twisting lids
wearing out that hotel mini bar

[break: josh mirenda]
this sh*t gon’ hurt like h*ll in the morning

[bridge: josh mirenda]
well, max was a b*tch and sometimes verbally abusive
her credit card is 5*5*6*5, 24*33, 8*2*2*3*5*5*3*3
case you wanna use it

[chorus: josh mirenda & john daly, josh mirenda]
go get drunk on some mini bar
put it all on her credit card
she’ll find out when she gets the bill
we all got pretty **** up friday night
h*ll, but that’s alright
go on, call up your old go*to
bring her over and have a few
sit right there on that king*sized bed
drink ’til there ain’t nothing left
wearing out that hotel mini bar
yes, sit there on that king*sized bed
popping tops and twisting lids
wearing out that hotel mini bar
[outro: josh mirenda]
she’s gonna be broke, i hope she **** dies after—
**** you, you **** ****
ah, sh*t

- josh mirenda lyrics

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