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staying sober at the house party - joseph currency lyrics

(phone ringing) h-llo?
hey joey, you comin’ to this party?
uh, yeah, i might, you know who’s driving?
you are, you are, you are, you are!

[hook]
we staying sober at the house party [x4]
sober, sober, sober, sober [x4]

[verse 1]
8:32 on a friday night
got my netflix on, and a bowl of ice
cream, you know your boy love that mint chocolate chip
all a sudden feel a vibrate on my hip
my dog sean calls me up, say he got a plan
what you wanna do, son? get partyin’!
grab some brews and some chips, and i’m ready to go
before i hang up he says “dude, you should know
this party’s a ways out, and a cab costs too much
i was wondering if you’d drive?” aw, shucks
i tell him i don’t wanna, but i got no choice
not gonna ruin the night for my girls and boys
so i put the chips down, refridge the brew
throw a b-tton-down on, and gather up the crew
put my stunna shades back, won’t need ‘em now
but i’m gonna make the most of this night somehow

[hook]

[verse 2]
walk into the house, and it’s already kickin’
b-ss on the speakers, red cups be flippin’
yager, patron, hennessy, too
take all of those shots, i’m cool wit water du
drunk kid just fell through the wall
like literally, there’s a human-sized hole
look up, dude on the chandelier
walked into a bedroom, “you having s-x in here?”
these kids are faded, it’s a pretty ugly scene
a girl stumbles into my arms, tryna’ kiss on me
lost track of the people that i came here with
now i’m stuck between two folks discussing politics
excuse myself and i head into the kitchen
a bad idea, there’s a girl in there b-tchin’
‘bout her boyfriend, he’s somewhere off gettin’ high
so she takes another shot before she starts to cry

[verse 3]
“best night ever!” the people were shouting
i was doing alright, but the best? i doubt it
p-ssed out on the couch, even a couple in the yard
gotta clear these beer bottles around my car
so it’s sat-rday now, and i’m getting all the texts
“feel bad,” “ughhhh,” “did you walk in on me having s-x?”
the turning stomachs, the pounding head
i just wait for the impending moment of dread
wait a minute…i’m not hungover at all, sweet!

[alternate hook x2]
we stayed sober at the house party [x4]
sober, sober, sober, sober [x4]

- joseph currency lyrics

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