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plan a - jose lyrics

plan a lyrics
*phone rings*

jose: h*llo

boss: hey jose, this is your boss calling

jose: mhm

boss: just trying to see if you were available to come into work today? um, we’re actually a little short staffed. so be great if you could come and help us out

jose: aw man. i kinda wanted to write songs today

boss: yeah, i totally understand. yeah, thing is, it’s kind of an all*hands*on deck sort of thing. so i’m really gonna need you to step up and come on in today

jose: okay
boss: alright. thanks jose. really appreciate it

jose: you’re welcome
….

verse 1

count it up, a thousand bucks
yeah, i’m the working man
co*workers see me writing raps
i’m like, “yeah that’s my purpose man”
i’ma man with nerve, not a nervous man
follow the flow, as i unearth my plan

humming tunes
on my way to work
on my way to church
humming tunes
on my face a smirk
i can face the worst
clocking in, mumbling my crazy verse
make mundane mothaf*ckas ask, “are you f*cking crazy, sir?”
told shaquillah, “check this out, i’m about to spit a rhyme”
she was all ears, probly cause i’m really fine
and it goes like this
“f*ck a mothaf*cka, he can suck my d*ck
i’m like a tumor that’s erupting cause i’m bussing sick
mad hoes, bullet wounds, and stab holes
a ufo’s my hat and a skyscr*per’s my backbone
don’t get mad holmes cause i got mad homes
boy, that ‘rarri sits on mad chrome”
all she did was laugh though
….

hook

this is my plan a
this is my plan a
this is my plan a
this is my plan a
this is my plan a
this is my plan a
this is my plan a
this is my plan a
….

verse 2
broom in hand, sweeping rooms in manhattan
nerds walk with gangsters in the hall way, i hear them rapping
b*tton for the top floor i am tapping
said, “what up” to j cole and i dapped him
(he’s like so friendly)

i saw a man smoking a cigar all alone
put the burner to the side of his dome
come out of your throne
and sign me!
i am the truest, take out a contract and put a pen to it
do it now
do it!

he’s like, “aw man. please don’t blam
i can tell by your facial expression that you’re about to go ham”

“i will if you force my hand”
the bottom line he signed and made me the man
(thank you god)

i’m on tour, kanye opens up for me
i’m in interviews telling sway i made it out the hood luckily
feel like can’t n0body f*ck with me
’till i learned i singed a 360 deal
not a buck i see
….

hook

this is my plan a
this is my plan a
this is my plan a
this is my plan a
this is my plan a
this is my plan a
this is my plan a
this is my plan a
….

*phone rings*

ex boss: h*llo?

jose: hey, what’s up man? it’s jose

ex boss: oh jose, how’s it going man?

jose: um actually i was wondering if uh… you’re hiring

- jose lyrics

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