from tsar's to wall's (officer krupke parody) - jose aldozx and company lyrics
peoples of russia:
dear bl–dy tsar nicholas the ii
you’ve got to understand
it’s this nations upkeep
that gets it out of hand
the peasants all are starving!
the economy is bust!
jolly marxists who are we to trust
lenin:
yes peoples of russia, cuz marx is the best
we just took down the romanovs
these disgusting pests!
we need a new order
for your peoples good!
after all y’all desperately need food!
peoples of russia:
we need food!
peoples of russia and lenin:
we need food!
we need food!
we need food food food!
yes the common people will have food!
lenin (spoken):
oh, no, i am not feeling so well…
peoples of russia (spoken):
umm…
lenin (spoken):
just… wait…
peoples of russia:
dear great and mighty ussr
they say that vlad is dead!
so before we go too far
was there anything he said?
‘bout who should be our leader?
was there anything at all?
leaping lenin’s the motherland will fall!
trotsky:
wait!
glorious comrades do not be afraid!
the glory of our government will soon be displayed!
you just need to vote for me
it’s a piece of cake!
don’t trust this “steel man” this snake!
peoples of russia:
he’s a snake!!
peoples of russia and trotsky:
he’s a snake!
he’s a snake
he’s a snake snake snake
yes the maaaan of steel is a snake!
stalin (spoken):
no! obedient workers
you all should not fear!
trotsky, why do you believe lenin
trust me instead. keep ourselves at home
trotsky (spoken):
keep us at home?
stalin (spoken):
well, except for you, trotsky
take vacation in mexico, eh?
trotsky (spoken):
nooooooooooo!
peoples of russia:
our army is in shambles
the n-z-s turned on us
the world has just been scrambled
without much of a fuss!
the nkvd’s watching
our privacy is gone!
grueling gulags we’re waiting for the dawn! of-
stalin:
no!
obedient workers, listen to me
don’t listen to america
of course you are free!
it’s all cuz of trotsky, but it won’t be for long!
because the motherland is strong!
peoples of russia:
we are strong!
peoples of russia and stalin:
we are strong, we are strong
we are strong strong strong
oh yes mother russia, it is strong!
molotov (spoken):
peoples of russia, don’t blame stalin
after all, we all know that the better the facial hair the better the guy
and we also know that…
it’s all america’s fault
peoples of russia (spoken):
america’s fault?
molotov (spoken):
but of course
peoples of russia:
dear kindly perestroika
democracy is back!
without the paranoia
our leader is a hack!
the commissars are b-st-rds
equality’s a lie!
bristling berlin, the motherland must fry!
reagan:
yes!
exploited citizens you’ve done the right thing!
your government’s corrupt as h-ll
it’s given you kings!
capitalism’s great, communism’s a trap!
old karl marx was just a sap!
peoples of russia:
he was a sap!
was a sap! was a sap! was a sap sap sap!
yes socialists are a bunch of saps!
tsar nicholas ii:
the trouble is the rebels!
lenin:
the trouble is the tsar!
stalin:
we have too many revels!
trotsky:
i think we’ve gone too far!
molotov:
there’s nothing wrong with our laws!
gorbachev:
that really isn’t true!
peoples of russia:
can’t believe this we really trusted you!
oh finally comrades
our freedom has come!
cuz no one likes the country full of
communist sc-m!
everybody:
oh soviet union
you’ve finally fell
oh soviet union
(you)
were h-ll!
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