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syrup (jorden reads remix) - jorden reads lyrics

[intro]
e*e*e*enrgy made this one

[verse 1: slump ak]
just shot at a black man and took his shoes
customized my ar like in black ops ii
just scammed a white kid out of some gorilla glue
i don’t wanna f*ck this b*tch, she smell like poo*poo
just shot at a black man, it was chad ochocinco
finna go to the store to buy some tampico
just scammed a bum ass b*tch who work at home depot
just beat his ass up and punch him in the jaw bone
this b*tch broke as h*ll, she can’t even buy a ice cream cone
tried to scam this b*tch online, but she only had insufficient funds
scammed a white kid, he asked for a refund
this b*tch irritate me, i’ma have to block her numbеr
my dumb ass got jumped, i was outnumbered
scammеd adam22 off no jumper

[verse 2: lil rocket launcher]
just stole some my grandma’s percs and now she got mad
k!lled a orphan’s parents and now he sad
chillin’ at home listenin’ to igor
got so high i saw a dinosaur (bruh)

[verse 3: slump ak]
this b*tch broke as h*ll, she can’t even buy a krabby patty
just f*cked a b*tch yesterday and bought her a krabby patty
finna f*ck this b*tch and i’ll buy her taco bell
this dude, mark, mad as h*ll, he got scammed through zelle
[verse 4: lil rocket launcher]
we like a bootleg dynamic duo
shoutout teejay, kasher quon
if he pull out a gun, n*gga, we gone
we don’t do crazy sh*t like shoot up schools
like my homie, adon
beat up my homie ’cause he tried to kiss me
slump ak, he look like a bootleg bruce lee (bruh)
beat up a kindergartner, that n*gga was five years old
f*cked with a sick b*tch, now i got a cold
just kicked this dog ’cause she was tryna fight
just caught a crackhead tryna steal my bike

[verse 5: slump ak]
just beat his ass and knock him out with a paper towel
scammed an nba player named josh powell

[verse 6: kasher quon & teejayx6]
i’m mad as h*ll, the weed man just shorted my weed
i was tryna get all buzzed, this n*gga gave me seeds
i just scammed a basketball player named abdul kareem
popped a n*gga outside the walmart and fleed the scene
i’m finna do donuts in a scat’, krispy kreme
i just scammed a n*gga who sell donuts at krispy kreme
i’m finna respond to this b*tch dm, she wanna have s*x with me
i just bought a louis f*nny pack as an accessory
we ’bout to go and f*ck this b*tch together, her name destiny
i’m finna go and k!ll one of my opps and catch a felony
and i scammed a spanish ass n*gga, he was mexican
i’m finna go to jail, i just ran over a pedestrian
robbed my little cousin ’cause i found out he bis*xual
and i sold a twelve year old kid a weed edible
i just slapped the f*ck out of a n*gga with freckles
i just f*cked a b*tch, then i bought her a pickle (bruh)
i just f*cked a b*tch and i paid her with nickels
she kept sucking my d*ck after i came and it tickled
i just f*cked an ugly ass b*tch named aquaneta
just saw one of my opps in a 2003 jetta
i just beat the f*ck out of a n*gga and he had eczema
i just caught a n*gga re*rocking his old prom sneakers
i just caught a n*gga with some old beat balenciaga arenas
they wouldn’t let me perform my song, so i shot up the are*
[verse 7: gtb tezz, donkey fart & davi dynamic]
i just scammed a fat n*gga, he looked like mark henry
and i just shot a n*gga in the stomach ’cause he’s in my kitchen goin’ through my pantry
i just f*cked a fat b*tch, i think her name is jackie
i just scammed a whole village, where the f*ck they water went?
i just shot at police and then i pleaded innocent
shot a n*gga in his hoodie, they call me george zimmerman
i just smacked the f*ck out of a fat n*gga and took his star crunch
i just scammed a lunch lady, now i’m gettin’ free lunch
broke ass n*gga can’t even afford free lunch
i just caught my big brother beatin’ his d*ck to some hentai
broke ass n*gga can’t even afford hentai
i just shot an iranian, i ain’t even say goodbye
smacked the f*ck out my momma ’cause she ain’t get me no vbucks
and i just smacked my r*t*rded cousin with a slice of f*ckin’ pizza
i went to africa and i found bol bol’s cousin
i just met a bad b*tch, she sucked me until i nutted
b*tch, i don’t want you, i want your sister and your cousin
not your ugly ass cousin, your cousin with a f*ckin’ husband
i just beat a fat n*gga’s ass and i took his f*ckin’ sprite
and i got a chinese plug, he was eatin’ steak and rice

[verse 8: lil garbage truck]
what? ayy
lil garbage truck, yeah
i’m getting tired of this water gun i’m gonna use my p*n*s
i just scammed the solar system for a planet i think it was venus
n*ggas f*cked up in the crib tryna suck my weenus
i’m finna make that b*tch sell and come and suck my p*n*s
i just smacked a fat n*gga with a debi cake
i just scammed wafflehouse for the pancakes (bruh)
this b*tch so nasty she eatin rawls bake (bruh)
n*ggas f*cked up in the crib wearin’ rawls bake (bruh)
i just beat a n*gga’s ass with some ramen noodles
i just went to jail for one night and turn into a ramen noodle
i just pulled up on eli and my gun went, “cling, cling, clow”
n*gga, eli stopped babying, i heard screaming, “ding, ding, now f*ggot” (bruh)
[verse 9: lil rocket launcher]
n*gga broke as h*ll he got a 10 dollar bill
got that n*gga addy now he telling me to chill (rada, rada)
takin’ too much percs i think i’m getting dumber (bruh)
jumped your little kid it was little boy drummer
i’m the best at scamming bro i just scammed jesus christ (bruh)
got robbed by a mexican named jesus christ (bruh)
whipped out my d*ck and yo b*tch said, “jesus christ” (bruh)
checked my bank account and i said “jesus christ”
off a autopsy i just k!lled 2 f*cking tractors
f*ck math class i don’t even know my back is
she wearin’ victoria secret sad said, she even knows she stink
slump ak just shot me ‘cause i called him a ch*nk

[verse 10: lil garbage truck]
i just smacked that n*gga slump ak with a chum burger (bruh)
n*ggas f*cked up in the crib eating… chum burger (bruh)
i just raided mark’s class now he’s finna get expelled
i just scammed my school ‘cause they wouldn’t let me fail

[verse 11: poodle dior]
i just scammed roblox for a new opp pack
n*gga so broke he can’t even afford an opp pack
this hoe so wet i’m like, “give me that mop back!”
this n*gga thought it was 2013 he still got a snapback (bruh)
i just scammed the military for a new scar
i’m like, *eating noises*, caught in asmr
then i went, “rada, rada, rada” (rada, rada, rada, rada)
know this n*gga skinny as h*ll i stabbed him with a spork
i just cheated on my girl she called me a bad sport
this b*tch so nasty she got genital warts
she put a perc in my drink i call her bill christ (bruh)
this n*gga raping little girls i call him bill christ (bruh)
somebody took this n*gga to latino manhood
how you always fit one girl in the backwood
but it’s poodle dior, n*gga, don’t forget the name
i just scammed rosa parks for the back of the train (bruh)

[verse 12: slump ak]
just k!lled one of my opps in the back of a train
shot 22 shots at his brain (bruh)
just scammed my lil cousin out of a fake tain
60 4 3 shots smoking booty hole stink
this dude’s barber shop beat with my ramen noodle
then i went to jail and turned into a ramen noodle (bruh)
the dude is f*cked up in the crib mike with the ramen noodles
believe this b*tch just said my d*ck as big as a po doodle
i got a ak*47 i pull up on the us military
i’m finna shoot up the whole us military
i just smelt like 10 blunts to pass the time
shot him in the back and cracked his spine
60, 4, 3 runtz smokin’ rada, rada, rada (rada rada, rada, rada)
called up a plung ‘bout some booty hole runtz
60 4 3 runtz smokin’ on

[verse 13: lil oil leakage]
i just slapped the f*ck out this kid his name was mathew
i don’t wanna f*ck this b*tch, this b*tch is great value (cheap)
then imma beat this n*gga with a sledgehammer in the bathroom (wow)
then post it on the gram for everyone to see imma tag you (burger)
i heard you f*cked up at the crib eatin’ cashew (broke)
imma smoke you up like resin then turn turn you to a statue (he’s done)
imma throw you off a bridge and kick you with my black (airforce one)
i heard you be pillow talkin’ to the hoes you attached to (simp)
broke ass n*gga don’t even got the twenty dollar bill (how?)
this n*gga’s f*cked up gettin’ his clothes from the goodwill (what the f*ck?)
this n*gga f*cked up think it’s 2015 tryin’ netflix and chill
this n*gga’s f*cked up in the head i think he’s mentally ill (special)
f*ck with lil oil leakage then it’s gon’ be a disaster
n*ggas stay talkin’ bout me like they the newscaster
n*ggas never wanna be seen like they name is casper (ghost)
i’m finna kidnap this n*gga and take him to madagascar (for real)

- jorden reads lyrics

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