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the absitnence anthem - jonny razer lyrics

[intro: jonny razer, krome]
(half life scientist scream)
yuh, it’s your boy, jonny razer
coming in
(my peepee hard.)
this song, is about not having s*x!
but im not having, any of the d!
(quick, it’s about to go critical!)

[verse 1: jonny razer]
razer coming in and i’m gonna take it fast
yeah, you know that im a pro like i’m gonna catch a bass
and i gotta keep it small, cause im putting on the mass
but you know i gotta stop, yeah i gotta relax
(relax)
and i spray these bars like axe
(tssss)
and i don’t have s*x, just ask
(nuh)
when razer’s on the track
(uh*huh)
you know we putting up racks!

[chorus: jonny razer, krome]
i don’t got any thots
ay, yuh!
cause they dont see what i got
ay, nuh!
they don’t know that i’m hot
ay, yuh!
(what, hey!)
but your girl, she a bot
ay, yuh!
(ay, yuh!)
ay!
[verse 2: jonny razer, krome]
i don’t have s*x before marrige, you know im the boy. yuh!
(know i’m the boy, yuh!)
but you know that when i get married that i will destroy. yuh!
(destroy ???)
this is no involutary, no this is a choicе. yuh!
cause when i get marriеd you know i be making some noise. huh!
(ay, uh, uh!)
jonny said verse one fast, so i’ll take this slow
gravy one made no money and broke
act tough, but i’m really a joke
i got a tan line like a farmer, but n0body is calling me joe
sipping on pump and i’ll give you the smoke
cutting in line, but we ain’t doing coke
i’m in the shower, i lather with soap
but i ain’t having s*x, so i don’t let it soak
i’m in the gym, and i’m getting yolked
i’m reiterating the chorus i spoke

[chorus: jonny razer, krome]
i don’t got any thots
ay, yuh!
cause they dont see what i got
ay, yuh!
they don’t know that i’m hot
ay, nuh!
but your girl, she a bot
ay, yuh!
(ay!)
[verse 3: jonny razer]
you playing mario, looking like wario
smash main lucario, you need some cardio
hear me on audio, late and you tardy bro
(deep breath)
if you’re married then well
(what?)
you won’t go straight to h*ll!
(uhhh.)
when you’re in the hotel
(okay?)
making noise like a bell!
ay!

[chorus: jonny razer, krome]
i don’t got any thots!
ay, yuh!
cause they dont see what i got!
ay, yuh!
they don’t know that i’m hot!
ay, yuh!
but your girl, she a bot!
ay, what!
(she a bot, ay!)

[outro: jonny razer, krome]
yo, gravy 2 complete
“the abstinence anthem!”
(uh*huh.)
so many people are gonna get laid to this song!
(why though?)
yuh!
(ay?)
wait thats not the point though
(no, no it ain’t)
krome
(mmm, yuh.)
(dont shoot, im with the science team!)
yuh!
i’m circumcised

- jonny razer lyrics

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