holy motherforking shirtballs (the good place anthem) - jonathan mann lyrics
[chorus 1]
ya’ basic, here’s a cactus
d’arcy is a great actress
not a person, not a robot
what do we owe to each other?
[verse 1]
chidi anna kendrick
eleanor loves shrimp (shrimp!)
tahani is a s*xy giraffe
molotov c*cktail (oh dip)
donkey doug, call me donkey dad
all*knowing burrito
doug forcett got ninety*two percent
holy motherforking shirtb*lls
[chorus 2]
ya’ basic, here’s a cactus
ted danson is a great actor
he’s a demon, but a nice one
what do we owe to each other?
[verse 2]
jeremy bearimy
everything is fine
mindy st. claire gonna rub one out
please bring her cocaine next time
maximum derek
let me show you my bud hole
blake bortles, blake bortles!
holy motherforking shirtb*lls
[chorus 3]
ya’ basic, here’s a cactus
a great actor is william jackson
indecisive, gives lectures
everybody hates philosophy professors (of morals)
ya’ basic, here’s a cactus
jameela is a great actress
did the right thing, wrong reasons
and she died in cleveland
[verse 3]
the doorman loves frogs
chidi’s got a stomacheache
actually it’s more like a leap into faith!
megan amram can’t stop with the puns
i wonder how many points i’ll lose
for this novelty song
[chorus 4]
ya’ basic, here’s a cactus
great actor manny jacinto
on a scale of one to thirteen
eight is the best
ya’ basic, here’s a cactus
kristen bell’s a great actress
this is the bad place
holy motherforking shirtb*lls
ya’ basic, here’s a cactus
i’m in love with marc evan jackson
he’s a demon, with a podcast
now go do something good
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