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braindead episode 2 "previously" song - jonathan coulton lyrics

some kind of meteor came down – no one knows where it’s from
they shipped it off so they could study it in washington
guess what? it’s filled with sp-ce bugs; now they’re loose and eating people’s brains
poor laurel only wants to make her doc-mentaries
she’s out of money so she works for luke, her brother, he’s a democratic senator
she listens to const-tuents complain!
gareth is working for red wheatus, who’s a senator, a southerner, republican, a drunk
government is shutting down, ‘til they find a work-around – deal they make looks like a slam dunk!…
but sp-ce bugs crawl into red’s brain and start controlling him
he steals a democrat and flips him to republican
the shutdown happens and now everybody is mad again
laurel discovers scarlett’s sleeping with her brother and
it looks like scarlett probably has a sp-ce bug problem, too
you know your day was lousy when somebody’s head explodes on you

- jonathan coulton lyrics

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