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baby got back (cover) - jonathan coulton lyrics

la face with the oakland booty
i like big b-tts and i cannot lie
you other brothers cant deny
that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in your face
you get sprung and you wanna pull up tough
you notice that b-tt was stuffed
deep in the jeans shes wearing
im hooked and i cant stop staring
oh babe, i wanna get witcha
and take your pretty picture
my homeboys tried to warn me
but that b-tt you got makes me so h-rny
ooh, rumple-smooth-skin
you say you wanna get in my benz?
well, use me, use me
cause you aint that average groupie
ive seen them dancing
the h-ll with romancing
cause shes sweat, wet
got it going like a turbo vette
im tired of magazines
saying flat b-tts are the thing
take the average black man and ask him that
she gotta pack much back
so, fellas, fellas
has your girlfriend got the b-tt?
tell her to shake it, shake it
shake that healthy b-tt
baby got back
i like them round and big
and when im throwing a gig
i just cant help myself, im acting like an animal
now heres my scandal
i wanna get you home
and wo, double-up, wo-oo-wo
i aint talking bout playboy
cause silicone parts are made for toys
i want em real thick and juicy
so find that juicy double
jonnie cs in trouble
begging for a piece of that bubble
so im looking at rock videos
knock-kneed bimbos walking like hoes
you can have them bimbos
ill keep my women like flo jo
a word to the thick soul sistas, i wanna get with ya
i wont cuss or hit ya
but i gotta be straight when i say i wanna
til the break of dawn
baby got it going on
a lot of simps wont like this song
cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
and id rather stay and play
cause im long, and im strong
and im down to get the friction on
so, ladies, ladies
if you wanna roll in my mercedes
then turn around and stick it out
even white boys got to shout
baby got back
actually when it comes to females, cosmo doesnt have very much at all to do with my selection
i mean, 36-24-36? maybe, if shes 5?3?
so your girlfriend rolls a honda
playing workout tapes by fonda
but fonda aint got a motor in the back of her honda
my anaconda dont want none
unless you have got buns, hun
you can do side bends or sit-ups
but please dont lose that b-tt
some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the b-tt aint gold
so they toss it and they leave it
and i pull up quick to retrieve it
so cosmo says youre fat
well i aint down with that
cause your waist is small and your curves are kicking
and im thinking bout sticking
to the beanpole dames in the magazines:
you aint it, miss thing
give me a sista, i cant resist her
red beans and rice didnt miss her
some knucklehead tried to dis
cause his girls were on my list
he had game but he chose to hit em
and i pull up quick to get wit em
so ladies, if the b-tt is round
and you want a triple x throw down
dial 1-900-jonniec
and kick them nasty thoughts
baby got back

- jonathan coulton lyrics

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