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stay at home dad - jon lajoie lyrics

i’m a stay-at-home dad
i’m on paternity leave
i’m a stay-at-home dad
it’s just my baby and me
i’m a stay-at-home dad
while my wife’s at work i’ve got a bottle in my hand and spit up on my shirt

baby wakes me up around 5 am
kicking and screaming until his face turns red
he usually tends to calm down once he’s fed
so i give him his bottle
my wife gets out of bed
cook my wife breakfast while she’s getting ready
o oh o oh someone’s diper is smelly
o oh o oh it leaked all over his belly
o oh o oh it looks like mustard and jelly
kiss my wife goodbye while i clean up his b-m-b-m
it’s time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun
i try not to get soap in his eyes
he really doesn’t like it, it makes him cry
but if he cries, to make him stop, i’ve got a trick
i make funny noises with my mouth like this
then we play pick-a-boo it makes him laugh

i’m a stay-at-home dad
it’s a full time job
i’m a stay-at-home dad
but i like it a lot
i’m a stay-at-home dad
during his afternoon nap i watch ‘the price is right’ and i make myself a snack
cheese and crackers

if i have errands to run i take the van
strap him in his car seat and bring his baby bag
i always make sure his seat’s well strapped in
my baby security is important

groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma
but i gotta make sure to be back by 4 o’clock so i can prepare supper while i watch oprah
what should i make tonight maybe some pasta
and a caesar salad my wife will like that

5 o’clock is the time that she comes back
she asks me how my day was
i say not bad
it’s all in a day’s work as a stay-at-home dad

i’m a stay-at-home dad
i don’t take drugs
i’m a stay-at-home dad
i get high on baby hugs
i’m a stay-at-home dad
i like winnie the pooh but my favourite disney movie is the lion king 2

i also like ice age

that’s right i take care of my children

- jon lajoie lyrics

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