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bounce - jon kilmer lyrics

[intro]

jon kilmer the filmer!
i got bars for days!
guilty!

[verse 1]

i get cheeks then i chuck the deuce
bag it up and pack it up and now your girl is old news
but i got to admit, she was a little cutie
her legs were acute, then i made ’em obtuse
she tackled my c-ck like teddy bruschi
i met her last night, yeah she barely knew me
i heard she had a small v-jay
so it’s down to logistics, if my d-ck fits (uhyuuuu)
me and your girl both spit, only difference is
i’m packing hammer dips, oh baby
got another b-tch calling, i gotta run
gonna knock her p-ssy out in one shot like the golden gun
i got restraining orders on these b-tches
i can’t get rid of these mother f-cking b-tches
i’ll travel the 95 and find denise richards
then i’ll f-ck her in the b-tt till she needs 50 st-tches

[verse 2]

i’m with b-tches in bikinis, drinking bellinis
these haters wanna talk but they won’t even see me
i’m sick of these mother f-cking wise guys
so i’m farting in the pillow and i’ll leave ’em with a pink eye
got a couple hoes on my roster
living life everyday like i’m a rock star
your man’s got a d-ck that’s only sub-par
so the girls dial 1-800-jon-kilmer
got your b-tch in my cabana, eating bananas
she’s sitting on my lap like i’m mother f-cking santa
i’m in london, drinking gin and tonic
bossy b-tches in my flat, ironic
i’m having s-x on my private jet
getting bjs on my pjs (oh baby)
did a song with huey: kilmer got laid
did a song with mike stud: kilmer got laid again

- jon kilmer lyrics

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