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the help: the musical ("eat my shit, baby") - jon kaplan, al kaplan lyrics

[minny jackson]
miss hilly, she don’t like it
when we toilet in the house
but it’s it’s pourin’ out, so i try to be
as quiet as a mouse
but she catches me and screams
she be givin’ me the axe
when i try to find more work
she has her girlfriends turn they backs
so i go back to apologize
with one of my fresh pies
now, take a big ol’ bite, miss hilly
you’s in for a surprise!
eat my sh*t, baby
eat my sh*t
wolf it down, baby
all of it
when boss lady finds out
she gonna have herself a fit
she done eat, eat, eat
eat my sh*t

now listen up, miss skeeter
i got a story for your book
it’s a tale that might protect us
once miss hilly takes a look
when she finishes my chapter
she’ll remember what went down
she don’t want no one to realize
that jackson was the town
where she…

eat my sh*t, baby
eat my poo
(eat her sh*t)
that ain’t just chocolate
it’s number two
(eat her sh*t)
now she better worry
what diseases we transmit
she done eat, eat, eat
eat my sh*t
[hilly holbrook]
we live in a land of segregation
so why’s that silly skeeter so confused?
i mark all my toilet paper daily
to be certain that none of it’s been used

[minny]
eat my cr*p, baby
clean your plate
(clean your plate)
you full of sh*t now, baby
instead of hate
(eat her sh*t)
well, i could’ve been more subtle
or more tactful, i admit
baby, eat, eat, eat
eat my sh*t

eat my sh*t, baby
my, oh my
i’d done a doodie right
inside her pie
yeah, it’s awful what i done
but i ain’t sorry, not one bit
baby eat, eat, eat
baby eat, eat one more bite!
eat, eat, eat
eat my sh*t!

- jon kaplan al kaplan lyrics

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