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bags of fun with buster - johnny japes and his jesticles lyrics

[intro]
swing low, sweet buster gonad
how you gonna carry them home?
(what the bl**dy h*ll is that?)

[verse 1]
who’s that dragging what looks like a pink sack of spanners down the road?
his swollen folly on a supermarket trolley to alleviate the load
testicular tomfoolery
it’s to the rescue of humanity
and it looks a lot of b*lls to me

[pre*chorus]
and it’s fun and j*pes and merry frolics
with buster gonad’s bulbous bouncing

[chorus]
bags of fun with buster
and his super scrotal cl*ster

[interlude]
hey, you, come back, you’ve flattened my cat

[verse 2]
who’s that lad with his cobblers clad in a disguise of some form?
when the cosmic power from a meteorite shower madе them swell beyond thе norm
and now here he comes to save mankind
with his enormous nuts not far behind
and they’re not the salted kind
[pre*chorus]
he cures mutes and alcoholics
when they first see his bulbous bouncing

[chorus]
bags of fun with buster
and his super scrotal cl*ster
there’s bags of fun with buster
see them shine with evil l*ster

[bridge]
(buster) watch out for that revolving door
oh, buster, they really look so incredibly sore
(buster) especially since you’ve dragged them through that powerful cleaning agent someone spilled upon the floor
oh, buster, why do you let your sack swing so low?
“sax swing solo?” yeah!

[interlude]
[?], please
look, i don’t care what your name is, you’re not bringing them on my bus, so off it

[chorus]
fun and j*pes and merry frolics
with buster gonad’s bulbous bouncing
bags of fun with buster
and his super scrotal cl*ster
doctor who could defeat the daleks
if he had buster’s swinging sp*ce age
bags of fun with buster
and his double sputnik thruster
bags of fun with buster
just to stroke them would disgust her
bags of fun with buster
if she held them would you trust her?
bags of fun with buster
loads more b*lls than general custer
bags of fun with buster
lots more scrots than you could muster
[outro]
and it would actually fade by about there, you see
no, that would be the end of it
what? oh, don’t worry, no
no, of course radio 1 are gonna play it
’cause n0body actually says the word ballocks
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- johnny japes and his jesticles lyrics

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