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thank god i'm a pubic hair - john valby lyrics

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well life on a crotch is kind of laid back,
watching those p-ck-rs trying to get in her crack,
i’m getting messy when they slip me off the track,

thank god i’m a pubic hair

she flufs me up when she’s going on a date,
brushes me aside when she’s gonna m-st-rb-t-,
scratches me to death if her periods late,

thank god i’m a pubic hair

when she’s not really h-rny she uses vaseline,
takes a little shower and rubs me clean,
i appreciate it when i’m covered with cream,

thank god i’m a pubic hair

well i like it when they eat but i don’t like when they giddle,
i’m get crushed when there pounding on her middle,
i curl right up when she takes a little piddle,

thank god i’m a pubic hair

- john valby lyrics

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