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vegans are (very) hot - john sakars lyrics

yo
you wanna touch something hot?
mmm, i got your heat baby
yeah

i’m so hot i make molten lava jealous
i know you want to kiss me, but don’t be overzealous
if you touch my hot body, you might burn your epidermis
my s*xual fluids could melt your thermos
my member is on fire like a burning ember
it could heat your whole house for the month of december
i’m hot all over just like the sun
my s*x appeal weighs a metric ton
if you stare too long you will start to sweat
your p*n*s will get hard, your p*ssy will get wet
you’ll thank the univеrse for giving you eyes
whеn i walk into a room i hear a chorus of sighs
if you grab my ass, wear an oven mitten
if you feel my heat, you will be smitten
if we make love, you may pass out
from pleasure overload, no doubt
by now you must wondering how i got so hot
so hot i’ve got lava in my snot
so hot my eyes smolder
so hot i can’t give anyone a cold shoulder
the answer is that i’m vegan, my friends
compassion is something that i extend
to every single creature everywhere
i’d rather eat a pear than eat a hare

hurting animals is not a s*xy thing to do
if you ain’t vegan, we won’t screw, even if my b*lls turn blue
if you eat animals, we’re not gonna date
even if you roll up to me naked on a roller skate
go vegan for yourself, the planet, and the animals
and maybe one day i will let you touch my genitals
maybe one day you can taste my vegan p*n*s juice
but my crotch is closed for business if you harm a goose

vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are very hot, steaming hot, baby
here’s some food for thought
wanna taste my juice? don’t harm a moose
vegans are very hot, smoking hot, baby
here’s some food for thought
wanna give me a l!ck? don’t harm a chick
vegans are very hot, flaming hot, baby
here’s some food for thought
wanna give me a hug? don’t harm a bug
vegans are very hot, blazing hot, baby
here’s some food for thought
wanna f*ck? don’t harm a duck

vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
vegans are hot, baby, vegans are hot
hurting animals is not a s*xy thing to do
if you ain’t vegan, we won’t screw, even if my b*lls turn blue
if you eat animals, we’re not gonna date
even if you roll up to me naked on a roller skate
go vegan for yourself, the planet, and the animals
and maybe one day i will let you touch my genitals
maybe one day you can taste my vegan p*n*s juice
but my crotch is closed for business if you harm a goose

go vegan everybody, yeah
go vegan

- john sakars lyrics

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