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belly button lint - john sakars lyrics

i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton
i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton
i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton
i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton

how did it get there, this belly b*tton lint?
we can look this up and read the print
maybe a scientist did research and published a finding
science is awesome, in case you need reminding

i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton
i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton
georg steinhauser from vut
the vienna university of technology
studied belly b*tton lint for four years
for this important research, lеt’s give him cheers

georg found that scales on your stomach hair
act likе hooks and pull fibers out of your shirt
and direct them into your navel
new shirts produce more lint than old shirts
because they have more loose fibers to give off
so if you want less belly b*tton lint, wear old shirts

i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton
i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton
i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton
i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton

if i pull up my shirt and have a look
i can see my stomach hair is a crook
stealing fibers from my shirt; hey, that’s okay
finding belly b*tton lint always makes my day

i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton
i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton

georg steinhauser from vut
the vienna university of technology
studied 500 pieces of his belly b*tton lint
his results were published, yeah, they went into print
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georg found that scales on your stomach hair
act like hooks and pull fibers out of your shirt
and direct them into your navel
new shirts produce more lint than old shirts
because they have more loose fibers to give off
so if you want less belly b*tton lint, wear old shirts

belly b*tton lint used to be a mystery
then one day georg steinhauser chemically
*n*lyzed the lint and found it’s mostly cellulose
the material that makes up cotton
belly b*tton lint also contains nitrogen
and sulfur, likely from sweat and skin cells
thanks to science, now we know how lint collects
in the place where your umbilical cord was once attached

i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton
i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton
i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton
i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton
i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton
i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton
i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton
i’ve got lint in my belly b*tton

- john sakars lyrics

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