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tornader - john rauce lyrics

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[intro]
yee yee motherf*cker
yee yee

[hook]
b*tch i’m country born and raise on milk and mashed taters
louisiana boy backyard full of gators
my uncle k!lled 4 of ‘em saved 2 for later
got a .22 at 16 it’s still my favorite

‘member back in 20*10 c*ckin’ back aimin’
i loved shootin’ skeet now i’m shootin’ all my haters
she left my head spinnin’ think i saw a tornader
i’m just glad i had a rubber i didn’t ever wanna date her

[verse]
l*g*b*t eenie meenie miney mo
pick a f*ckin’ letter i could never try to tell ya don’t
my d*ck’s so dry i start fires when i’m jackin’ off
i’d love to join the club if i’d get p*ssy like a lesbo

big truck wit’ a trailer hitch too
cut me off in traffic imma hit you
and got*doggit if ya live imma hunt you
uncle cletus f*cked up like a buck tooth
d*mn i look good in my duck boots
yee yee motherf*cker i cut loose
lil jack daniel’s and a big blunt too
uncle cletus gon’ tell ‘em what ya came to

pretty little lady came over last night
then she started demonstratin’ how to play the bagpipes
got a little on her face but she told me that’s fine
sure sounded good to me like my new alpines

granny’s b*tter beans got me p*ssin’ out my ass
but i’ll always take a free meal man i can’t pass
thought the same d*mn thing every time i went to class
so i never seen nothin’ wrong wit’ workin’ in the plants

always keep my twic and my p*p*e
when i first recorded this i wore my f*r*c
i was in the portosh*tter when it dawned on me
i’m doin’ just fine livin’ simple as can be

- john rauce lyrics

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