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congratulations - john baumann lyrics

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[verse]
i heard he popped the question
i heard that you said yes
i hear you’re gonna sink
20k into that dress
i hear you’re signin’ up
for a morning indoor spin
to fit into a dress
that you’ll never wear again
what else can i say

congratulations

[verse]
ya’ll are on the plane now
for a week-long honeymoon
it’s an all-inclusive stay
how creative of the groom
well there ain’t too much to do
at a sandal resort chain
read your magazines by the poolside
’til you gotta come in from the rain
what else can i say

congratulations

[chorus]
congratulations my friend
this is how it all ends
the next fifty years are gonna be a ball
no, things did not add up
when you signed the prenup
but at least you got pictures in the hall
what else can i say

congratulations

[verse]
now you’ve come back to earth
since you got back to town
traded in that négligée
for a fleece night gown
you’re off and in the kitchen
and in the laundry room
just a cookin’ and a cleanin’
a domesticated tomb

at least you got your spare time
and your weeknight tv
escape all you want girl
it ain’t gonna set you free
i hear your man is off and gone
to vegas with the boys
well you call him on the cellphone
you can’t hear him over the noise
what else can i say

congratulations

[solo]

[verse]
well i heard you had enough
and you filed for a split
it’s only been 18 months
but you might as well quit
i’m sorry that it’s over
i’m sorry you’re alone
but you cannot build yourself a life
trying to keep up with the jones’
what can i say

congratulations

[outro]
what else can i say

congratulations

what else can i say

congratulations

- john baumann lyrics

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