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because the internet alternate ending submission - joey banga lyrics

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tires screech outside. dude 2 stands up. there’s a small crash outside

yelling

voice: freeze!

gunshots

the boy and dude 2 look at each other

-because the internet alternate ending submission begins now-

dude 1 opens the door and shoots dude 2 in the chest

dude 1 turns to the boy and sho

-fade to black.-

int. mansion – night

the boy suddenly is at staples center in los angeles. he doesn’t know how he got here, or the reason for him being here. looking around he can see that the celtics are playing the clippers, but there is definitely something different about this game compared to previous games he’s been too

the boy notices that all the players look exactly like him. he looks in the crowd, everyone resembles him in a small way. he makes eye contact with the guy sitting next to him. the guy puts out his hand

guy 1:
troy

the boy :
(extending his hand)
roscoe

the boy looks troy in the eye the same way you would look that guy that f-cked your sister in the eye

troy:
you look like opposite of sisqo in the ‘thong song’ video

roscoe:
you look like someone i know

troy:
wait, did you just abruptly get sent here 30 seconds ago?

roscoe:
yeah, how did you know?

troy:
(said in a magical way)
it’s how we all got here

as troy says this everyone in the arena, even the players, stop what they are doing and stare at the boy. the boy realized that they are all a variation of him in one way or another. the guy sitting on the other side of him sticks out his hand to introduce himself

guy 2:
you like dave matthews band?

the boy notices that guy 2 has a backpack that smells like it is doused in axe body spray

roscoe:
naw, i’m more into chicago street rap

. . .when you die all you have is yourself .

- joey banga lyrics

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