bitch-less - joel deacon lyrics
[verse 1: joel deacon, midori]
you ’bout to witness j.d.’s big ol’ weenie
intervening on your nice peaceful lives
cease your breathing and take in my knives
jake, i’m sorry, but i’m f*cking your wives (wives!)
i’m tired of all your lies, jack why didn’t you say goodbye
there’s no chance of me to retire even if i were to end up dead tonight
niki’s giving me a lapdance (hehe haw)
yeah, i’m watching her cheeks clap
i should go seek help before i go k!ll myself
[chorus: joel deacon]
y’all c*nts get no b*tches
laughin at all your little stunts, you motherf*cking dunce
now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
do the world a f*cking justice (k!ll yourself)
y’all c*nts get no b*tches
laughin at all your little stunts, you motherf*cking dunce
now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
do the world a nice justice (k!ll yourself)
[verse 2: joel deacon, derpy ]
quick, gotta be an ass, gotta get twitter stats
nickocado’s avacodo’s gotta lose some f*cking fat
i’m getting sick of these god d*mn politics and it’s making me wanna blow my brains out with a boomstick
my d*ck’s in your womb inside of your ma’s room
i’m grooming all of these children, hehe*haw
suck my c*ck, i’m better than 2pac
this song is better than that stupid nut sock one
my c*ck is super long, niki won’t suck on my magnum dong (magnum dong)
swan songs is better than that senator armstrong
gee wizz, i gotta p*ss, ellie open that mouth wide, b*tch
cumming on her backside, i lied, i left her p*ssy wide
can’t believe i left her cross*eyed like my favorite hentai
i’m neither pan nor bi, i just like big black guys
that’s the end of this stupid f*cking verse, goodbye
[chorus: joel deacon]
y’all c*nts get no b*tches
laughin at all your little stunts, you motherf*cking dunce
now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
do the world a nice justice (k!ll yourself)
y’all c*nts get no b*tches
laughin at all your little stunts, you motherf*cking dunce
now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
do the world a nice justice (k!ll yourself)
[verse 3: joel deacon, midori]
i’m sipping so much mug and chugging so much lean
i’m getting drugged up with some b*tch who isn’t eighteen
i’m the lyrical thug, chillin behind a screen, defending jelly bean, in my motherf*ckin’ scene teens
i’m k!lling rhymes like im comitting crimes
i’m so ill they put me on the new york times
spending so much money on b*tches i can’t even pay my bills
sorry, honey, but i’m choking down several of these pills
jack, i’m joking, why did you hide in brazil
oop, your brains are on your window cill
i will f*ck you into the orbital plane, hoe
you wanna blow your load onto my d*ld*
jesus, does this have*ta be my all time low?
jokes on you f*cks now this song is specious
choke on my smoke while i toke up several pounds of dope
blowin up all these towns
and you can’t even remember your pr*nouns (twitter.com)
and i’m writing this from my asylum cell
yo, c*nts! (huh?) can you repeat after me…
[chorus: joel deacon]
y’all c*nts get no b*tches
laughin at all your little stunts, you motherf*cking dunce
now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
do the world a nice justice (k!ll yourself)
y’all c*nts get no b*tches
laughin at all your little stunts, you motherf*cking dunce
now put a guage to your head and go wind up dead
do the world a nice justice (k!ll yourself)
[outro: joel deacon]
well, that’s the end for this f*ckin’ stupid song!
i kind of had fun writing it… and i sure as h*ll didn’t have any fun recording it, because i’m bad at doing this dumb sh*t!
but, it’s not like you would’ve done better, you f*ckin’ assh0l*!
yeah! f*ck you, jake! you are a pathological c*nt!
jack, you’re a f*ckin coward, and i laugh at you!
k!ll yourself!
hehe*haw!
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