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beaver - joe enormous lyrics

[intro]
dude, i hate when you have to readjust your belt in public
people know that you were just m-st-rbating

[verse 1]
b-tch i know pi, to infinity places
got girls, b-tch. take a look at my braces
my d-ck gets hard like its calculus
i look for dates at toys “r” us
it’s a party in my room when i’m watching p-rn
dress so sharp that you think i’m a th-rn
i’m an elf lord, b-tch. wanna’ join my guild?
if you don’t play hard then you’re gonna’ get k!lled
get thrilled. your p-ssy gets filled
got so much ram, take a look at my build
everybody in the room is looking at me
poison your water with zyklon b
got a gun, it’s what i do for fun
i spent 48 hours looking at the sun
there’s hair on my chest, get ready to hunt
use my fingers to count your c-nt
if its raining, i use my windshield wipers
just can’t f-ck you if you don’t wear diapers
all i want to do is taste your tonsils
call that a b-n-r? i call it a fossil

[verse 2]
your p-ssy’s so rare that i heard it moo
i’ll f-ck a dog and i’ll f-ck you to
go to an asylum, i’m insane
got plenty of friends, they’re in my brain
do what i say, wh0r-. i’m simon
and if you talk back i’ll break your hymen
is there a magnet in your p-ssy?
cause my d-ck is made of steel
i’ll eat that girl out like a 3-course meal

[hook]
i got female troubles, looks like i got to leave her
f-ck that, man. i’ll punch her beaver
that’s animal abuse, i’ll f-cking turn you into juice
that’s what your b-tches get when your p-ssy gets loose
(yeah)

[verse 3]
so what’d you say? you sound r-t-rded
i f-cked grandpa, he’s departed
i f-ck ghosts, it paranormal
if i get h-rny i’ll f-ck a wormhole
dress up like elves, b-tch. lets larp
splash that sh-t like a magikarp
stfu, you think this is a joke?
i’ll go in your ovaries and eat your yolk
i’m i doctor, i’ll give you cancer
i got moves like a f-cking dancer
tie your shoes, tripping on life
what should i put in my -ss? a knife?
get in the rape zone — i mean my lab
i’m inside a dog, it feels fab’
get down in this hizzle, oscar wilde
came to mom, i’m her child
now i’m c-m in you, make you preggers
my dad always said, “don’t talk to n-ggers”
cousin is pregnant, doesn’t know it’s mine
if i had cocaine i’d snort a line
don’t move a muscle, be counted time
got to move fast, like sonic
quick! use my d-ck to attack
restraint morals is what i lack
look at me, i can come with no hands
i sent a random note with demands
i just can’t stop, i’m on a role
i’m god, i’m h-rny and i’ll f-ck your soul
(yeah b-tches)

[hook]
i got female troubles, looks like i got to leave her
f-ck that, man. i’ll f-cking punch her beaver
that’s animal abuse, i’ll f-cking turn you into juice
that’s what your b-tches get when your p-ssy gets loose
there’s not use, i’m not kidding
don’t make me commit rape
the say they’ve got evidence; they have me on tape
i can fake an -rg-sm day or night, it’s not right
so i punch girls because they’re easier to fight
just punch them right in the c-nt, that’ll show ’em

- joe enormous lyrics

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