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jesser - favorite son - jiedel disstrack - jesser lyrics

{intro: jesser}
its ya boy
jesserthelazer
i take baths not showers
i’m high cl-ss like that
i use no-cry shampoo
let’s go

{verse 1: jesser}
you f—– up your haircut
you ain’t getting no views
we talkin bout mopi
or we talking bout you
yeah boy you’re not fit
the f— are your outfits
my mama once said it
that i am her favorite
james’ replacement
put him in the bas-m-nt
your teeth on vacation
eyebrows send location

{chorus: jesser & moochiemobcity}
oh james
you live in my shadow
you’re sittin there next to mopi
lookin just like a b-llsack
where the f— are your views
oh james
world’s biggest tryhard
every group video so salty
looking like you like ben affleck

{verse 2: jesser}
look at your most poppin vids
yeah i’m in all but one
just got off the phone with dad
he said i’m the favorite son
how you older but you shorter
sweaty in vids
gross a– odor
looking like shrek
you f—— ogre

{chorus: jesser & moochiemobcity}
ohhhh james
your videos are trash
you hire people to spit raps
fans always put you last
we know you have a b-tt rash
oh james
you can f— off
humphrey’s d— is sooo big
we know you are so jealous
why’s his dog’s d-ck so big

{verse 3: moochiemobcity}
mopi
mopi
mopi
mopi
mopi
mopi
mopi
mopi
mopi
mopi
mopi
mopi
mopi
mopi
how you so short
can’t play any sports
you’re the height of james’ d—
and that’s small well of course
cross on the court
5 months rent are you poor
pay up now
or you’ll get kicked out the door
ohhhh
tetris hairline and your thumb rings are so weird
are those p—- on your face or your beard
jiedel p-ssed you
your girl made you fall off
oh mopi
why did you fall off

{verse 4: humphrey humps}
my name is humphrey humps
i like to take dumps
my d— is so big
bigger than all you chumps
woof woof
mopi your chains is so cheap
if i p—– on it
make your f—— neck green
i’m the goat

- jesser lyrics

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