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i've had a very merry christmas - jerry lewis lyrics

[intro]
it was the day after christmas
and all i could think about were the ginger peachy presents i received
“ginger peachy”, that’s a laugh! ha, ha, ha

[verse 1]
the shirts were swell, the socks were fine
they’re all size ten, but my feet are size nine
i’ve had a very merry christmas
the watch won’t run, the wallet’s split
the gloves are small, the pajamas don’t fit
i’ve had a very merry christmas

[chorus]
tеn dozen hankies
a gift of aunty rose’s
tеn dozen hankies
she must think i’m covered with noses!

[post*chorus]
six neckties, they’re all handmade
they’re lovely ties, but they’re all the same shade
oh, i’ve had a very merry christmas!

[bridge]
jingle bells, jingle bells
give my heart a lift
tomorrow i’ll be on my way
exchanging every gift!
oh, i’m so disappointed
i’ve never been so disillusioned!
[verse 2]
the pen won’t write, the slippers gap
the bathrobe’s tight, and the camera won’t snap
i’ve had a very merry christmas
those darn cigars are much too strong
the sweater’s wide, and the shorts are too long
i’ve had a very merry christmas

[chorus]
six pairs of swim trunks
a present that my firm made
six pairs of swim trunks
they must think i married a mermaid!

[post*chorus]
hat’s too small, the ring ain’t gold
the m*ffler’s thin, and i caught a good cold
a*choo!
i’ve had a very merry christmas!

[outro]
yeah, fine christmas i had
but don’t get me wrong, i’m not too unhappy
i’m just miserable!

- jerry lewis lyrics

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