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it's a fish: the diary of adam and eve - jerry bock lyrics

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i just got back from a hunting trip up north and found that
eve caught some new kind of animal

now, i could swear that its a fish, though it resembles us in every way, but size
she gives it milk and every night she picks it up and pats and pets it when it cries
i always knew she’d pity fish, but its ridiculous to make them household pets

she says its not a fish
i say it is a fish cause it surrounds itself with water almost every chance it gets

its not a fish
fish never scream and this one does, though, on occasion it say goo
its legs are long, its arms are short
so i suspect that its a kind of kangaroo
and since it camе, i pity eve
shes gotten maddеr by the minute and it shows

just now i said to her
that i would much prefer to have it stuffed for my collection
and she punched me in the nose

it’s growing t**th and it can bite
and i’m convinced what we have here is a bear
i’m worried sick, but eve is not
she burnt the muzzle i made for it to wear
i’ve searched the woods, ive baited traps
but yet i couldn’t find its sister or its brother
and though i’ve hunted far and wide
while eve hardly stepped outside
i’ll be d*mned if she didn’t catch another

- jerry bock lyrics

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