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w freestyle - jeremypeterman lyrics

oh, buddy
hahahahaha
oh buddy
it is gametime, motherf-cker

mooching off others
cuz you don’t have a penny
get two grams of weed
and then p-ss the bill to henny
saying i don’t f-ck?
b-tch i breed like a rabbit
you know what i do
don’t f-cking call me a f-ggot
we live in palaces
you came from the bando
oh, wait, you’re sketched out?
you’re f-cking scando
thinking you can beat us?
that’s f-cking foolish
i’ve heard scarier screams
from a kid named sam coolidge
you ain’t better than me
and your car got no pop
and the only reason you’re not in jail
is cuz of two r-t-rded cops
but that’s not all
it wouldn’t just be you
because if you were in jail
henny’d be there too
and if we’re in that situation
what do we do
cuz unless your name is david
david doesn’t care about you
selfish to the max
and that’s an understatement
leeching off others
you’re basically satan
no one in the world
will sell you weed
cuz you have no job
unless it’s your tv
talk about me being dry?
this d-ck’s getting wet
oh you don’t believe me
you wanna f-cking bet?
oh wait that’s no bueno
cuz i don’t lose
and when people normally fight
they usually leave a bruise
buying new shoes
you think you’re highbrow
travis is getting gigs
how do his beats sound now?

see, long pause here
he’s not even going to listen to the rest of this
that’s just the break between verses
the next one’s gonna be, like, even longer, boyo
it’s gonna be insane
“oh my god, someone’s talking bad about me
i guess the only way to solve that is just by, like
trying to punch them or some sh-t even though
all i do is talk sh-t constantly, the second it gets thrown back at me
can’t do anything about it”
oh
i guess that makes you a caveman, doesn’t it

call me a p-ssy?
you’re f-cking catty
talk so much sh-t but don’t win
you must be from cincinnati
probs still a virgin
never seen a condom
scratch that scream line from earlier
it sounded more like jay condon
you don’t win anything
check out my shelf
oh you need a ride somewhere?
f-cking drive yourself
i’m the f-cking lion
hear me roar
you’re a bigger waste of gas
than josh f-cking moore
g-y -ss boi
put your nuts back in your jeans
you’d probably get mounted
by kelly f-cking means
i’m not even trying
and this is a bloodbath
but again it’s pretty easy
beating a psychopath
fat f-ckin boi
you’re just one big goober
and you don’t have any friends
unless they’re your uber
getting so sweaty
giving off some stank
i’m sn-tching this dub
and taking it to the bank
just small and annoying
like a f-cking louse
and if i really wanted to
i could just buy your house
we’ve come a long way
from wildy to draper
and now destroying this kid
with skin as thin as paper
“he won’t show up to fight”
“he wouldn’t even dare”
well all those girls say
i always come on time and prepared
taking out your b-lls
but we never saw a c-ck
can’t even try to talk to you
cuz i know i’ll get blocked
never had a ho
i’ve got 20 on the side
and when your car breaks down
don’t ask me for a ride
see i’d expect a response
cuz that’d be fun
but i’ve got a hundred verses
you can’t even come up with one
i can tell your secret
i’m an everyday sleuth
“why does he hate me?”
cuz i tell the f-cking truth
you don’t even have a soul
no life behind those eyes
and the truth is out
there’s nowhere to hide
bald -ss over here
on my head there’s a thicket
imagine where you’d be right now
if you’d gotten those tickets
which tickets am i talking about?
so many to name
remember this
henny took me to the playoff game
this thing gon’ be fire
so get ready for the crunch
it’ll hit you so fast
it’s like a sucker punch
you can’t get any rest
when i’m on the top bunk
what’s that waste of sp-ce?
oh it’s david and he’s drunk

so here’s your little lesson
that i’ve so gladly taught
still think you’ve won?
that’s what i f-cking thought
see if we met in person
i could tell you this
but i’d get halfway through the first verse
and boom comes your fist
you’re pulling down your pants?
i’ll slap you with my length
i’m writing this concussed
don’t doubt my mental strength
we’re stealing this win
pirates without the patch
try to continue this fight
and you’ll earn a healthy scratch
“the only way to settle things
is to throw hands”
that doesn’t really work
unless you’re as big as my bands
you say you’re from the city
but you live in the burbs
children fight with their fists
adults use their words
you’re just sitting there
grinding your axes
meanwhile i’m taking my receipts
and i’m doing my taxes
so many verses
making your head spin
i’m the one who itches
but it gets under your skin
you’re getting lucky pennies
b-tch i need a rake
you think you’re a volcano?
b-tch i’m the f-cking earthquake
you’re just a piece of chicken
i’m doing the grilling
your “friends” coming to me
they’re more than willing
call me the wasp
bombarding you with stings
vip in vegas
i’m one of their kings
standing in slc
getting a bowl on
then south to vegas
getting my roll on

to the bay area
your so-called home turf
but unfortunately for you
my boys were there first
you only know portland
my network is global
paralyzing you with these bars
leaving you immobile
june is here
and the boys are mobbin
we’ll run you out of park
just like zach robin

this was already over
before the first pitch
and if you didn’t hear me before
you’re a giant f-cking b-tch

hehehehehe

- jeremypeterman lyrics

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