the fall of swayman's salmon - jeremy slayman lyrics
[intro: lightning mcqueen]
i don’t like the way my skin feels on my body
do you like the way your skin feels on your body?
you don’t?
why don’t you pull it off?
pull off your skin
[verse 1: jeremy slayman]
suck it tommy boy
you’re an annoying little b*tch
lets talk about your spending problem
we get it, you’re rich
pull up with buddy and debrisk
playing the minecraft music disc
no admin privileges korn
hedwig is reborn
you got nothing on elise, these rhymes make you deceased
percy jackson is from greece
you say you’re on your roof, when really you’re a goof
stop acting so aloof
i’m the chosen one, you’re lucius malfoy’s son
bestie’s with matt grizzy, though really i’m kind of busy
call me a nerd, has it еver occurred
you are erica sinclair, its funny you’rе unaware
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if there’s one thing you should know
you don’t f*ck with the slayman
*vine boom*
hold on minute…
is that…?
spencer?!
[verse 2: jake debrisk]
obtuse, silly goose, you’re a moose, guava juice
cry a lake, you get no cake, small fries
i’ll sh*t in your chocolate shake!
snow flake, take a break, you must awake, don’t take a break
f*ck drake, earthquakes, your body aches, no escape
vince dunn, you can’t outrun, dusty bun, you look like the nun
home run, more than one, these letters are hard to rhyme with un
marc savard, sincere regards, your country got ran over by prime bedard
this flow is bad, but i might add, your card addiction makes me sad
p*ss in a cup, i don’t like rhyming so i give up
that’s the end, i’m not rhyming anymore
you don’t like my cat but happy birthday, f*cker
[jeremy slayman]
yo, wait, hold up
why’d the music stop?
[buddy boy]
*aggressive barking*
[verse 3: jeremy slayman & jake debrisk]
there’s a trevor zegras young gun in your colon
if you want it you’ll have to pull off all your skin
you’re just a pumpkin hater who loves to gaslight
we’re 24/7 man, among us at night
i am patrick wilson, and you are the nun
this song will be the death of you, i want a brownie
yum
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