a man walks into a bar - jens lekman lyrics
a man walks into a bar
orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts
but the bar turns into a sp-ceship
and the bartender gives him a hair cut
i cant remember the end of that joke
you once told it to me when we smoked
on your fathers expensive cigars
all i remember is the part of a man walking into a bar
how many lovers does it take
to put a light bulb into a socket?
why did mona lisa smile?
i have the answer written down in my pocket.
i just remember i laughed til i cried
because you told it with your funny voice
your southern dialect makes me rejoice
those special times we had
when love was just a silly gag
i know why mona lisa smiled
da vinci must have been a really funny guy
and laughter is the only way into my heart
i know why mona lisa smiled
da vinci must have been a really funny guy
and laughter is the only way into my heart
summer night on a gravel road
you told me about your childhood friend veronica
who was claimed to have swallowed a toad
and i picked up my harmonica
i know why mona lisa smiled
da vinci must have been a really funny guy
and laughter is the only way into my heart
i know why mona lisa smiled
da vinci must have been a really funny guy
and laughter is the only way into my heart
a man walks into a bar
orders a scotch and a bottle of c-ke
but the laughter is gone in his heart
you never told me the end of the joke..
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