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i hate being a grown up - jenna marbles lyrics

i hate being a grown up lyrics
[intro]
one time, i grew into an adult and it really sucked
so i wanted to tell you all about it
here we go! whee

[verse 1]
i hate being a grown*up (how in the f*ck do mortgages work?)
i hate being a grown*up (no, i have to do dishes?)
i hate being a grown*up (no, seriously, like, where did all these f*cking dishes come from?)
i hate being a grown*up (nyeeeeaow, taxes!)

[break]
remember when you were a little kid and you thought it’d be so cool to grow up?
yeah, we werе brainwashed
this sh*t f*cking sucks!
no, my sheets are dirty
this oughta fix it, right?
oh, the bathroom’s dirty, too?
ha, i’m not gonna clеan that sh*t
take the garbage out? ehhh, i don’t wanna
what if i just smush it down like this?
that’s much better

[verse 2]
i hate being a grown*up (uhhh, dmv!)
i hate being a grown*up (i’m gonna light my bills on fire!)
i hate being a grown*up (my friends are getting married?)
i hate being a grown*up (why don’t you walk yourself?)
[break]
oh, you just had a baby? congratulations!
i looked at pictures of cats today
yeah, and i dyed my hair purple and wear a ninja turtle backpack
law school? wow!
i’m gonna go get drunk ’cause that’s the only cool thing you can do as a grown*up!
lol, sadness

[verse 3]
i hate being a grown*up (the dentist is so expensive!)
i hate being a grown*up (even my v*g*n* has its own doctor!)
i hate being a grown*up (ha*ha*ha, i just said “v*g*n*”!)
i hate being a grown*up (and now i’m gonna say “p*n*s”!)

[outro]
mom, what’s for dinner?
oh yeah, that’s right, she doesn’t live here
mom, i had a nightmare! ah, f*ck
mom! my laundry! help!
god d*mn it, i have to do all these things by myself, don’t i?
son of a b*tch!

- jenna marbles lyrics

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