miracle penis highway - jello biafra & the guantanamo school of medicine lyrics
hoo yeah!
ohh yow!
my names robert
you all know me
you can call me bob
i was the meanest pig in congress
till meat made me look good
everything right in the world
offends my christian values
but now see how my life’s changed
all thanks to my little blue friend
king or captain of hill gridlock
still it wasn’t enough
i couldn’t rest until my paws were wrapped around the white house
tried for reagan, came off like nixon
they call me captain (?)
but now see how my life’s changed
because of my little blue friend
now that my d-ck works
hey life is grand
i’m not obsessed with all that power anymore
instead of (?) in washington
i smile on your tv
if you want man-sized happiness
then pop these pills with me
i’m on miracle p-n-s highway
now a miracle p-n-s smiling at me
hip hip hooray
i lost in a landslide
and went home humiliated
to a crook, so obvious it made me look honest
conan o’brien laughed at me
said “oh, that guy’s old”
but now try and keep up with me -jerk
thanks to my little blue friend
out to pasture?
not with my little blue friend
praise the lord
for my little blue friend
i’m on a miracle p-n-s highway
my miracle p-n-s never goes astray
got a miracle p-n-s (?)
a miracle p-n-s, have a pepsi on me
[spoken]
never knew a minotaur looked so good in a suit did you?
i thought so, i know so, oh yes i do, oh yes i do
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