memo to the senate - jeff adams and chris mcdonough lyrics
music and lyrics by jeffrey robert adams
additional lyrics by christopher t. mcdonough
© 1991 adams/mcdonough
© 2015 jeffrey robert adams
christopher t. mcdonough
© 2015 bucketstomp productions
all rights reserved
you’re as sharp as a bowling ball
you’re a few cards short of a deck
one of those eggs in your dozen is cracked
you’re an intellectual wreck
(chorus)
and i wish i had a brain like yours
i wish i had a brain like yours
for if i had a brain like yours
i would be just as thoughtless as you
your thoughts run as deep as a puddle
while your seas of ignorance rage
your head’s as soft as a melon
ripened to old age
(repeat chorus)
idiot, fool, and an -ss-kissing imbecile
jerk, ninny, nincomp–p, and half-witted dolt
simpleton, pea-brained, imbecilic idiot
jerk, ninny, stupid-brained
so stupid, incompetent
(repeat chorus)
just as thoughtless as you
just as stupid as you
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