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friendly neighborhood narco agent - jef jaisun lyrics

[verse 1]
you’re struttin’ casually down the street
when a man comes up to ya lookin’ beat
with telltale traces of hippie on his chin
you say howdy, and he says “hi
got anything that’ll make me fly?
and if ya do i surely wish you’d let me in
on what yer dealin’, brother.”
in your mind you start to ponder
what to turn this fella onto
then you get a look into his eyes
you find his beard is only make-up
and his line is purely fake-up
then and only then you realize

[chorus]
that he’s your friendly neighborhood narco agent
friendly neighborhood narco man
courtesy of your local fbi
your friendly neighborhood narco daddy
all-american finking feddie
there to trip you up while you are high

[verse 2]
you’re sitting in the coffeehouse gloom
when the waiter comes up to you with a broom
and asks to sweep the floor around your chair
you ask him why and he says, “routine –
“we like to keep our coffee clean.”
and he begins to tidy up with care
–you light yourself a cigarette
and find out soon as you got it lit
that 40 new-found friends are by your side
then someone hands you a note that’s penciled
telling you your flight’s been canceled
just the same you’re going for a ride
with your…

[–alternate 80’s section:
you dip your spoon and carve a line
lay your nostril next to mine
when 40 college kids show up to snort
and as they’re peeling off their clothes
some bug-eyed dude with a plugged up nose
is standing by to blow your brains apart
it’s your…]

[chorus]
…friendly neighborhood narco agent
friendly neighborhood narco man
courtesy of your local fbi
your friendly neighborhood narco daddy
all-american finking feddie
there to trip you up while you are high

[verse 3]
now, you duck into an alleyway, thinking
“hey, maybe i can cop a j
and get back before the boss finds out i’m gone.”
remembering the golden rule
you look both ways, make sure it’s cool
and when there ain’t a soul for miles around
you clutch your baggie full of weed
and careful not to spill a seed
you roll a joint as big as baltimore
and as you take that first big drag in
a helicopter drops a paddy wagon
and guess who’s standing smiling by the door

[chorus]
it’s your friendly neighborhood narco agent
friendly neighborhood narco man
courtesy of your local cia
your friendly neighborhood college drop-out
undercover copper cop-out
keeping law and order bright and g-y
yes, you find out that the freak your trusted
is the fink that got you busted
and 20 years is a long time to stay on the ground

- jef jaisun lyrics

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