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j double e, z - jeez lyrics

[intro]

[hook
i’m the j double e z
now what you wanna dee?
come and f-ck with me?
tigga please!
i can see
everything that’s happening around me
i can see you coming from a mile away
wheres the jeez? he went that way!

i’m the j double e z
now what you wanna dee?
come and f-ck with me?
jeez please!
you can dee anything that you want in the game
even fortune or fame
life’s short then you die why not try x 2

[verse 1: the jeez]
now i’m the j double e z b-tch
and i find it easy to get my d-ck and f-cking shake it
spin my thing around a couple times with the beat
beat me meat to the beat make you dance with your feet
get a 1 2 3 4 have s-x
now you know my rhymes are divine
and my beats are the best
and you’ll never get a better bit of bitter batter
than the batter that i’m eating
when i put my feet up getting fatter

learned just how to eat like a pig from me father
he’ll eat 100 mars bars after cooking them in batter
and i’m sure he once informed me ‘bout a fried pie
but then he f-cking whinges when i get high

and i got the better bit o’ batter from the seaham chippy
and i know that downy’s chips are better but their att-tude is sh-tty
get a pinapple ring or two, a pot of peas and a pot of gravy too

me dad man!

he taught me how to rock a beat and rhyme tight
not really i taught myself that alone at night
but he did once tell me that i couldn’t sing
and i’m not claiming that i can like but this is the thing

sometimes it’s easier to succeed in your dreams and goals
when there’s summit to prove to a bloke with a big nose
sorry dad i know you know i love you though
don’t take it like a butch b-tch, it’s only a joke

and i know it was prob’ly a joke when you said that too
but it doesn’t really matter cause i don’t give f-ck what you
think
and i don’t give a f-ck what anyone else thinks either
i’d care more if i stepped on a spider

like a spider i’m gonna climb up the ladder to the top
when i get to the top, keep going cos i f-cking don’t know when to stop
like a pringle once i pop
i dunno what to f-cking do
or whatever

[hook: the jeez]
i’m the j double e z
now what you wanna dee?
come and f-ck with me?
tigga please!
i can see
everything that’s happening around me
i can see you coming from a mile away
wheres the jeez? he went that way!

i’m the j double e z
now what you wanna dee?
come and f-ck with me?
jeez please!
you can dee anything that you want in the game
even fortune or fame
life’s short then you die why not try

[verse 2: the jeez]
i pull the trigger on the tattoo gun
fire ink into the skin and put the tattoos on
straight up permeate your dermis
with a permanent sub-dermal advertisment
above a ligament and with an implement (or 15)

and it’s evident i’ve got evidence of true talent
i’m a testament to excellence
i’ll never give you detremental always mental elemental lyrics to listen to
you might not agree but it’s still true

can i get another 1234 have s-x 7, 8 times in a row
literalally more riduculous than nicholas
an’ madder than the gummy money that he claims is his deliciousness
and i find it funny when a motherf-cker can’t keep up with me
i took the red pill
i’m following the white bunny
this is the matrix and i’m neo
let it go man i can handle it, it’s not a big deal

and becasue i said tattoo gun and not tattoo machine
a few tools are gonna f-cking fix to get mean
and i know you don’t like it when i call it a gun
well guess what, i only said it to f-cking p-ss off your mum

have you ever had the f-cking thought of giving up living ? f-ck
i have, but not any more, because i picked up
so you don’t like what i’m saying in my song
have a bong, make your own song and shut the f-ck up!

‘ere jason, i think we need to keep chasing
the calibration collaboration of the whole f-cking nation
almost every motherf-cker’s in the wrong job
if we all did what we wanted then we’d all get along

there’s a l-ss who’d f-cking love peeling tatties for a living
instead she’s peeling clothes and shaking t-tties for a living
there’s a bloke who’s absolute p-ssion is fashion
but instead hes sitting in a shed getting stoned
throwing stones and w-nking

and sometimes some c-nts are gonna doubt
those c-nts that doubt need a f-cking punch in the mouth
watch out cos their doubt don’t help nowt
you can literally do anything in the game you want
and even bring some things to the games that aren’t
and if you’re one of those haters that listen to the words then
yeah i said a double neggy
cos i f-cking meant’ee cos sometimes you need the doubts to figure what’s right out!

i’m the j double e z
now what you wanna dee?
come and f-ck with me?
jeez please!
you can dee anything that you want in the game
even fortune or fame
life’s short then you die why not try

- jeez lyrics

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