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christmas is bullshit - jc cassis lyrics

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well, christmas is here
it sends shivers up my spine
’cause this part of the year
is my least favorite time

i don’t stuff stockings
i don’t buy dead trees
i only like shopping
if the shopping is for me

the food makes me fatter
christmas cookies taste like wood
ugly sweaters don’t flatter
and i prefer to look good

the weather is nasty
the crowds are insane
don’t be mad at me
but i just gotta say

christmas
christmas is bullsh-t
i hate the music
and pretending winter is fun
it’s the worst season (everybody knows it)
christmas
christmas is bullsh-t
i don’t wanna do it
let me skip this one
so i can have fun

you can call me a k!lljoy
a curmudgeon, a grinch
but i call it like i see it
and i won’t give an inch

i don’t need santa
i can buy sh-t for myself
i don’t care about
job security for an elf

traditions don’t matter
sometimes they’re obscene
let me give an example
so you see what i mean

name one other time
you would ever drink eggnog
if you don’t like what i’m sayin’
you can suck my yule log, ’cause

christmas
christmas is bullsh-t
i hate the music
and pretending winter is fun
it’s the worst season (everybody knows it)
christmas
christmas is bullsh-t
i don’t wanna do it
let me skip this one
so i can have fun

now i know what you’re gonna say
you’re gonna say, “maybe you don’t like christmas because you haven’t met the right christmas yet.”
but we all know that’s not how that works
i’ve tried christmas 35 times
it’s not working for me
but they say, “don’t complain about a problem without offering a solution.”
fine. next year, no christmas. just two halloweens!

christmas
christmas is bullsh-t
n-body likes it
all the smiles are fake
n-body wants no fruitcake (throw that sh-t out)
christmas
christmas is bullsh-t
we don’t have to do it
we can skip this one
so we can have fun
this song is done

- jc cassis lyrics

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