english language - jazz emu lyrics
[chorus]
english language (english language)
we’ve all had enough of you making it
tough for us all to pr*nounce you (how to pr*nounce you)
you need to pick a frickin’ lane
with the sounds you’re making
[verse 1]
like ‘ough’
it’s said how it’s spelt
oogh?
psych!
it’s oh, ow, oo, or, off, uff, uck or up
what the f*ck is up with that?
[chorus]
english lan*gua*gey (english lan*gua*gey)
we’ve all had enoo of you making it too for us to pro*no*un*kay (pro*no*un*kay)
it feels like you’re just taking the p
out of pterodactyl to f*ck with us
[verse 2]
let’s talk about queue
that sounds already the first letter so what’s with the extra ‘ueue’? (q*way*u*way)
are we just adding any old sh*t to the endings of words now?
in that case i’ll have the fish and chips
and a packet of prawn c*cktail crisps
yes, thе dollar sign is silent
oh, the hyphen? no that’s pr*nouncеd [gibberish]
[chorus]
english lan*jua*jey (english lan*jua*jey)
we’ve all had e*now of you making it tou for us to pro*shin*u*la*sey (pro*shin*u*la*sey)
why is the plural of mouse mice
but we can’t live in semi*detached hice?
if you keep on laughing at me
you’re gonna drive me to commit manslaughter
[outro]
and don’t even get me started on the place names
chumlee? woolsery?
oh, screw this, i’m moving to france
oh sweet jesus
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