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stealing food (live at woodstock 2007) - jay foreman lyrics

regular text: jay foreman, italics: tom scott

[preamble]
(stealing food)
ahh, nutjobs, alright

hang on, hang on…

[chorus 1]
stealing food, stealing food
stealing food, food, food
eating what belongs to others puts me in a good mood
though my friends say i shouldn’t
there is nothing that i wouldn’t steal
food, food, food, food, food

[verse 1]
i’m a veritable gastronomic cleptomaniac
while my friends are having dinner is when i like to attack
i say “look, what’s that behind you?” and they turn around to see
then i finish what they’re eating and then i say it wasn’t me

[chorus 2]
stealing food, stealing food
stealing food, food, food
chiefing chips and pinching pringles puts me in a good mood
it’s the best of all decisions
going clepto on provisions
stealing food, food, food, food, food
[verse 2]
now, thе most efficient way to satisfy your appetitе
is to eat from your friends’ cupboards in the middle of the night
but no matter if you’re tempted you should never take the lot
leave the packaging behind, remind them what they haven’t got

[chorus 3]
stealing food, stealing food
stealing food, food, food
when i risk it for a biscuit then i’m in a good mood
food is so much more delicious
if my friends are all suspicious
stealing food, food, food, food, food

[verse 3]
at the local supermarket they’ve got food on every shelf
simply hide it in your jumper, you can take it for yourself
if the camera doesn’t see you and you’re relatively quick
you’ll befill yourself for days with all the things that you can nick

[chorus 4]
stealing food, stealing food
stealing food, food, food
run*awaying without paying puts me in a good mood
with my method tried and tested
i will never be arrested
stealing food, food, food, food, food
[verse 4]
on the a1(m) in hatfield there’s a warehouse, yes that’s right
massive lorry*loads of food go in and out all day and night
if you’re clever with your timing and there’s ten of you at least
you’ll be driving a home with a lorry with a veritable feast

[chorus 5]
stealing food, stealing food
stealing food, food, food
jacking lorry*loads from sainsbury’s puts me in a good mood
food is so much more delicious
stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing
stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing
stealing food, food, food, food, food

[outro]
pinch the peanuts, nick the nik*naks
take the teabags, burgle the beefburgers
grab the grape juice, rob the rice cakes
heist the hobn0bs, volez les vol*au*vents
lift the lurpak, sn*tch the snackerjacks
jack the jaffa cakes, pick up the penguins
yoink the yum*yums, swi*

(keep going!!)
yoink the yum*yums, swipe the sweeties
steeeeaaaa*
*liiiiing…
(go!) *liiiiing
fooooood
oh, you snapped it

- jay foreman lyrics

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